What did you accomplish today?

[TigerClock]

I ph my cooter on a reg

What's that pussys ph?

Edit: safe enough to swim in?

 

[Flaming Pie]

I luv salt baths..found a company called happy hippo or something like that..anyhoo they have awesome scented Epsom salts..strawberries and cream.. orange creamsicle ..etc..so relaxing.

U got ur guy in a bath!!! Mine would never dare.."baths are for ladies "..per him..Meh his loss..

When I realized he wanted a circ I started reading about it. Read every testimony of circumcised guys that I could find. Checked all the med sites for ways to make it easier.

I love my man and would do anything for him. He had to soak to get the bandages off without tearing stitches.

He's on a business trip right now and I miss the fuck outta him.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Might be more pertinent to women since our bits are moist most of the time..when the pediatric nurse showed me how to bath my newborn she made it clear that I shouldn't use soap on her vagina when cleaning. .she even mentioned nightly bum cleanings with a cloth and water to remove the chemical residues from the packaged bum wipes..but I wash my baby in a mini bathtub so she's sitting in the soapy water anyways. .

It's been noted somewhere that "moist" is one of the more uncomfortable words to say - likely because it's also associated with really good cake.

Mindfuck.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I ph my cooter on a reg

Getting all scientific with tbe coochie.

Lol my daughter calls it her coochie. Every time she wipes. "Coochi coochi"

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Edit: safe enough to swim in?

That's reminiscent of and oId joke with a punch line something to do with finding your car keys and driving out.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

It's been noted somewhere that "moist" is one of the more uncomfortable words to say - likely because it's also associated with really good cake.

Mindfuck.

 

[qwizoking]

back to the topic at hand


accomplishment-
i have a bad habbit of setting my phone in my lap, forgetting, then quickly standing and watching my phone fly

i did this while hopping out of my truck (truck tractor) so roughly 8ft up and busted my phone.. ugh i know its also a fml

but i get to buy a new phone now, so i guess thats cool

 

[testiclees]

back to the topic at hand


accomplishment-
i have a bad habbit of setting my phone in my lap, forgetting, then quickly standing and watching my phone fly

i did this while hopping out of my truck (truck tractor) so roughly 8ft up and busted my phone.. ugh i know its also a fml

but i get to buy a new phone now, so i guess thats cool

was it in a case? a protective case

 

[qwizoking]

of course you had to ask that...

no
i never got around to buying a new one
a cop broke my last one




definitely gonna get one though now



of course i also wouldn't have like insurance or anything on it.....

 

[srh88]

back to the topic at hand


accomplishment-
i have a bad habbit of setting my phone in my lap, forgetting, then quickly standing and watching my phone fly

i did this while hopping out of my truck (truck tractor) so roughly 8ft up and busted my phone.. ugh i know its also a fml

but i get to buy a new phone now, so i guess thats cool

Lol I used to do that all the time with phones and glass pipes

 

[Olive Drab Green]

So far? Sleep deprivation.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

What's that pussys ph?

Edit: safe enough to swim in?

Probably neutral, but not lower than 6.8.

 

[neosapien]

Got the new support bracket and new blade on my mower last night and finally finished cutting the grass. Drive shaft seems fine @Gary Goodson it's supposed to violently rock back and forth and scream like a banshee cumming right?

 

[eye exaggerate]

Ha, that's awesome

 

[420God]

Had a couple more bad storms that made the tree in my front yard lean way over my driveway. The other day when the electric company pulled in to drop off a telephone pole they hit one of the branches and snapped it off, luckily it didn't damage their truck.

Yesterday I took most of it down.

 

[Big_Lou]

I ph my cooter on a reg

 

[thebonzaseedbank]

I woke up and had coffee. Watching the news and yet another terror attack. It sucks.

 

[Big_Lou]

Jack ass, you even arent familiar with the vocabulary of FGM, the multitude forms of mutilation that are practiced and the ensuing lessened quality of life. Since it's a way for men to assert control over women and their sexuality it's likely a topic that you have deep denial about and allow men to dictate the implications. Fact: you're a fucking stepford vag discharge

One of the classics. One thing about the 70s, the 'TV movies' were/are a thousand times better than most garbage you see in theaters, these days....

"I'll just DIE if I don't get this recipe....I'll just DIE if I don't get this recipe....I'll...."

A misogyny nightmare....I remember my sisters and mother crying during certain scenes....really affected me as a kid...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I ph my cooter on a reg

How does one do that? Check the actual cooter or just the run off water?

And then adjust with...

 

[Olive Drab Green]

How does one do that? Check the actual cooter or just the run off water?

And then adjust with...View attachment 3732845

Hahahahaha! This guy..