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Singlemalt

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When I first moved into hollywood down the street from Rock n Roll Ralphs, I had a girlfriend that went from small B's to C/D's a few months later. That was the only breast enlargement I've been through. I've also been through 1 breast reduction, indirectly, as well.
Was that by Western and Hollywood Blvd?
 

.Pinworm.

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I thought most discussions are..I respect everyone and their views. .I like my dark rum..or whiskey. .maybe a bong and line..oh let's bust out the slip & slide. .no laughing at my jello thighs. .
I made a slip n' slide out of this old tarp I found a couple weeks ago. That shit was tre bien. Tossed a sprinkler on there, and watched my fatass neighbor sprain his ankle trying to show off. Then he drank all of my newcastles and told me my chicken salad tasted like ass. So the next day when I went by his place to pick up my kid, I rubbed his toothbrush all over my balls.
 

Big_Lou

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Do girls have the same problem with infections? Alot more skin and stuff to wash?
Not seen many vaginas up close, eh? Here, let me help....See, there is a tiny fellow that sort of looks like a shiny pinkish jellybean and he lives at the very top of a kind of moist crevice made up of various folds. This tiny, slick fellow is not only very needy, but very responsive to various stimuli, even suckling or light nibbling in some cases.
Now let's move an inch or three southward where we find the delightful constrictive opening, or 'honeycomb'.....
 

april

Pickle Queen
I made a slip n' slide out of this old tarp I found a couple weeks ago. That shit was tre bien. Tossed a sprinkler on there, and watched my fatass neighbor sprain his ankle trying to show off. Then he drank all of my newcastles and told me my chicken salad tasted like ass. So the next day when I went by his place to pick up my kid, I rubbed his toothbrush all over my balls.
I expected u to toss in some crack..I see all these fun summer drinking games on YouTube lately..tipsy bartender looks fun..but downhill for added laughs..my cottage lake front has the perfect hill that tapers into the lake ..what kinda tarp would u recommend?
 

.Pinworm.

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I expected u to toss in some crack..I see all these fun summer drinking on YouTube lately..tipsy bartender looks fun..but downhill for added laughs..my cottage lake front has the perfect hill that tapers into the lake ..what kinda tarp would u recommend?
I got some arm n hammer if you like it like that. I prefer the soft. My tarp is a Rip Stop™. We don't fuck around when it comes to slip 'n slides. Damn cottage lake front. That's what I want when I retire.
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Ban hammer time
Apprently I'm to ban someone or that someone is calling the "higher authorities " to our website

Also I apprently have post partum depression but I refuse to forgive someone who wished i had a dead baby


L oh fucking L
 

april

Pickle Queen
Not seen many vaginas up close, eh? Here, let me help....See, there is a tiny fellow that sort of looks like a shiny pinkish jellybean and he lives at the very top of a kind of moist crevice made up of various folds. This tiny, slick fellow is not only very needy, but very responsive to various stimuli, even suckling or light nibbling in some cases.
Now let's move an inch or three southward where we find the delightful constrictive opening, or 'honeycomb'.....
Ok everyone should read this in a Morgan Freeman voice..or William Shatner ..
 

Eltomcat

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Not seen many vaginas up close, eh? Here, let me help....See, there is a tiny fellow that sort of looks like a shiny pinkish jellybean and he lives at the very top of a kind of moist crevice made up of various folds. This tiny, slick fellow is not only very needy, but very responsive to various stimuli, even suckling or light nibbling in some cases.
Now let's move an inch or three southward where we find the delightful constrictive opening, or 'honeycomb'.....
I was being sarcastic lol. But thanks :)
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Ban hammer time
Apprently I'm to ban someone or that someone is calling the "higher authorities " to our website

Also I apprently have post partum depression but I refuse to forgive someone who wished i had a dead baby


L oh fucking L
LOL, the boy just won't stop will he? So, just who are the higher authorities he intends to call? The Feds cuz someone here said un-nice things about him?
When you get weary of dealing with it, I volunteer Sunni
 

.Pinworm.

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LOL, the boy just won't stop will he? So, just who are the higher authorities he intends to call? The Feds cuz someone here said un-nice things about him?
When you get weary of dealing with it, I volunteer Sunni
He likes to threaten, but never backs his shit up. Talks a gang of shit, but has no spine. I would pay money to press the ban button on that cunt.
 

tangerinegreen555

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I made a slip n' slide out of this old tarp I found a couple weeks ago. That shit was tre bien. Tossed a sprinkler on there, and watched my fatass neighbor sprain his ankle trying to show off. Then he drank all of my newcastles and told me my chicken salad tasted like ass. So the next day when I went by his place to pick up my kid, I rubbed his toothbrush all over my balls.
I worked in a union steel plant with a 1000 guys. One union guy there was the biggest snitch on earth, ratting out his union brothers for petty shit...
Guy was a Tootsie pop freak, always ate a half dozen a day...

One day, a guy he ratted out went over to his Tootsie stash, unwrapped them all, shoved them in his ass crack and then nicely rewrapped them. A dozen guys watched and laughed and nobody said a word...

Steel mills can be fun if you're not a rat.
 
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