This thread gave me diarrhea.
OK, I am not that good at holding back opinions or diarrhea - and I have both.
For example... weed legalization. I think TRUMP! will be all for it. But here is how I expect it to go.
He will acknowledge that prohibition is bad and many people are helped by cannabis. Say some shit about taxes and freedom and then really hone in on the criminal element.
"These people are criminals...
They're negligent...
They have guns, and hard drugs....
So much of the money goes to crime syndicates in Mexico...
You can't believe how much money...
And they are terrible people...
The worst...
We can't let these type of people be part of it...
On top of that these people are blowing up houses...
So many times good people are just lying there when the house next door blows up...
We need it to be in the hands of people we know...
good people...
the best people...
I have put together a blue ribbon team to decide how we can do this without involving the criminal element.
The people on this panel are so smart...
you can't believe...
But we need to get these criminals out of cannabis and get it into honest, responsible hands."
And just like that the right to grow and sell cannabis will be auctioned off to the highest corporate bidders - probably cigarette companies. But the bid will be rigged and decided by bags fulla cash - just for good measure.