The UK Growers Thread!

[ghb]

i heard the same story about a man from cork so can only assume it's an internet hoax/joke.

my mate used to rob sky remotes every time we went to a party at someones house, had a draw full of them, it was kind of his thing for a while the horrible cunt. everybody knows you are more or less fucked with no remote for your sky box lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Aye I'd assumed so myself it just made me chuckle. Was folks scissors out their rolling kits that got taken at parties in my day. Robbing sky remotes I harsh as hahaha

 

[bazoomer]

Aye I'd assumed so myself it just made me chuckle. Was folks scissors out their rolling kits that got taken at parties in my day. Robbing sky remotes I harsh as hahaha

Don't mention lighters ...everytime I have a smoke with someone I'm short a lighter !!!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

ah man that's just standard practice lol. Some folks are worse than others for it mind.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

kicks maketh the gadgie lol ffs have a word with yasels

Just to clarify my dickish post the other day. My current kicks...

stay classy don haha pissed up trying irony on myself late night lols

 

[bazoomer]

Just to clarify my dickish post the other day. My current kicks...

View attachment 3704336 stay classy don haha pissed up trying irony on myself late night lols

I was going to ask for a interpretation ,but didn't want to be cheeky ,now it's clear lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

I don't half talk bollocks when I'm bollocksed. Clearly need a word with mysel ha

 

[bazoomer]

Arnt kidney stones great !, I don't know wether to shit, piss,spew or cry

 

[DST]

I don't half talk bollocks when I'm bollocksed. Clearly need a word with mysel ha

Just make sure you have a word with your self when you are not bollocksed then....vicious circa otherwise

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Had away n shite. He doesn't listen anyway.

 

[ghb]

hows the head this morning don? hope it doesn't turn into another one of those lost weekends, i mean you'e got england to get behind later lad.

that france match was worth watching in the end i suppose, payet couldn't stop crying the soppy cunt.

anybody doing anything for the game?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Waaay ahead of you I'm spangled. All nighter, maybe a couple of hours kip in a few then back out. Spent the evening with a dangerous woman.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

And I'm going to have to replace the entertainment for this evening

 

[ghb]

Waaay ahead of you I'm spangled. All nighter, maybe a couple of hours kip in a few then back out. Spent the evening with a dangerous woman.

aren't all women dangerous? lol. 3 hours followed by lucozade and dioralyte and you'll be a new man!

the entertainment?! you haven't gone full keith richards and chucked your telly out the window have you?

 

[bazoomer]

Rod Stewert knighted ??? What a fucking pile of dump !!! Fucking warty cunt , what's the world coming to !

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Well lets just say billy idol isn't getting his white wedding. This one was especially dangerous. Mates missus and she was right up too.

 

[bazoomer]

I shot me load 6 times in one day last week !, surely that's more deserving of knighthood ?

 

[ghb]

Well lets just say billy idol isn't getting his white wedding. This one was especially dangerous. Mates missus and she was right up too.

is this the same mates bird who we've heard about in the past? the one who has a blood lust and causes trouble in an empty house?

not got another slave have you baz? treated myself to a new fleshlight not long back the old one was getting a bit crusty.
i'd highly recommend them to anyone who likes draining their balls without the added earache!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Nah this a different crazy. That one I refuse to eat or drink with was out but I moved the other end of the bar. She's just trouble


This lass is totally plutonic it was well mental, as we both knew nothing was happening she was telling me allsorts about her preference's. She was asking about what porn I like n allsorts. Proper danger

 

[zeddd]

I shot me load 6 times in one day last week !, surely that's more deserving of knighthood ?

Arise Sir spunkalot