The UK Growers Thread!

[abe supercro]

Arnt kidney stones great !, I don't know wether to shit, piss,spew or cry

drink as much water or beer as you can, if you're lucky you'll flush it out in ye piss.

 

[bazoomer]

drink as much water or beer as you can, if you're lucky you'll flush it out in ye piss.

I've had em off & on over 10 years, even had em blasted in hospital, they keep on forming .ive nearly drowned drinking so much !. It's fucking agony to be honest, hope it's on it's way out !!. @ Z, "sir spunk alot" got a nice ring to it mate lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

Nah this a different crazy. That one I refuse to eat or drink with was out but I moved the other end of the bar. She's just trouble


This lass is totally plutonic it was well mental, as we both knew nothing was happening she was telling me allsorts about her preference's. She was asking about what porn I like n allsorts. Proper danger

Ok so a chick got really kinky n u walked off...sort ur head out kid that's guaranteed great sex lol

 

[bazoomer]

Ok so a chick got really kinky n u walked off...sort ur head out kid that's guaranteed great sex lol

It's not ....believe me !!!!!

 

[theslipperbandit]

She was being a test. .2 lines n that sorts her out..flag till you've her home lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

It's not ....believe me !!!!!

Man I'm on swinging sites ffs it's worth it lol wild sex iz da bizzzzz

 

[medicropper07]

Its like watching paint dry with seeds. Got 7 healthy ones that I should be able to get cuts off in a week and a runt headband. So far the slh looks as good as anything and is my favourite so far.
Just got to put up with this shit couch lock weed for another few months and then the good times will roll again.

 

[medicropper07]

Thought you were back in rehab bandit !!

 

[bazoomer]

Man I'm on swinging sites ffs it's worth it lol wild sex iz da bizzzzz

When you can't even have a shite in peace because there kneeling down by the side of you waitingfor you to shit on em & strangle em at the same time ,it gets a little out of hand !!!

 

[ghb]

thats heavy man, defo not my cup of tea, full time at least.
i mean everybody likes to let themselves go once in a while, but having that living with you sounds a nightmare.

 

[bazoomer]

thats heavy man, defo not my cup of tea, full time at least.
i mean everybody likes to let themselves go once in a while, but having that living with you sounds a nightmare.

It was , that's why I knocked it on the head & she grassed me up !. Mind you, this one I'm with now is a kinky fucker, but better looking & sweeter breath lol

 

[theslipperbandit]

Thought you were back in rehab bandit !!

I was but I got the weekend off for good behaviour so thought I'll spoil myself

 

[theslipperbandit]

When you can't even have a shite in peace because there kneeling down by the side of you waitingfor you to shit on em & strangle em at the same time ,it gets a little out of hand !!!

Yeah I stay away from that kinda kink I'm more In to mff lol

 

[zeddd]

I rec it could have grown into something beautiful

 

[zeddd]

U seen that jap stuff where they pretend to be the bog, like there's a face in the bowl?

 

[theslipperbandit]

Zeddd you're a fountain of knowledge..a dirty,dirty fountain lol

 

[bazoomer]

U seen that jap stuff where they pretend to be the bog, like there's a face in the bowl?

Seen it .....I've sat on it ! Lol

 

[oscaroscar]

Space docking is something I was offered by an ex also a Portuguese breakfast but I don't like eggs.
Poo stuff is something I'm not even slightly interested in.
I think they should have to do that kind of stuff on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. The ratings would go through roof with Bushtucker Trials like that

 

[oscaroscar]

I did let her drink my piss straight from the source and she carried on until I produced a different fluid lol
I was busting for a slash when I got round her gaff. I thought she was joking and called her bluff but she was a trooper and didn't spill a drop.

 

[bazoomer]

I'm trying to persuade the Mrs to get a Shetland or a Great Dane , but she's not up for it......yet