Questions thread

[.Pinworm.]

Do you still think about me? I still think about you

I could never forget about you...

 

[srh88]

I could never forget about you...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

When was the last time (in recent memory- no need to go back more than a month) that you presented someone you love with a "bouquet of balls?"

You know the move- turn around, squeeze the nutskin above your balls, flip em over and squeeze so they get all ren and stimpy veinous in your fist, and then turn to face your loved one and present the bouquet.

 

[.Pinworm.]

When was the last time (in recent memory- no need to go back more than a month) that you presented someone you love with a "bouquet of balls?"

You know the move- turn around, squeeze the nutskin above your balls, flip em over and squeeze so they get all ren and stimpy veinous in your fist, and then turn to face your loved one and present the bouquet.

I haven't done that recently, but I did rock a pretty mean Davey Crokett last week. That's where you slip a muscle relaxant into your date's back-snatch, then slide your head in; thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed back-pussy as a coonskin cap. I took some nice pictures.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I haven't done that recently, but I did rock a pretty mean Davey Crokett last week. That's where you slip a muscle relaxant into your date's back-snatch, then slide your head in; thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed back-pussy as a coonskin cap. I took some nice pictures.

This was me:

 

[srh88]

 

[Hookabelly]

Have some questions about growing? Your love life? Alcoholism? How to get semen stains out of your favorite shirt? Please direct all of them here and we will get you sorted out.

Example:
Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

Have you ever bent over sneezing and blown out a tampon?

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

That is a good question. @Mr. Bongwater is sort of like the greasy turd that sticks to back of the RIU bowl and just won't flush. We should probably ask him.


Outlook not so good. Try again later.

u can play at that game

 

[.Pinworm.]

Presented without comment.

 

[neosapien]

If I jerk myself off when I'm really not in the mood but force myself anyway, is that rape?

 

[srh88]

 

[.Pinworm.]

If I jerk myself off when I'm really not in the mood but force myself anyway, is that rape?

That's a tricky question. Probably best @mr sunshine answers this one.

I do know that you can bust one out even when it's soft. You just have to tug really fast.

 

[neosapien]

u can play at that game
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That's a great burn bro! Other than the fact you obviously don't understand the concept of "out and proud". Do the world a solid and limit your offspring reproduction.

 

[UncleBuck]

are there hats?

 

[.Pinworm.]

are there hats?

There are hats. There is cake, too.

 

[2 meanwell]

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Had my moments

 

[srh88]

 

[Big_Lou]

Why does my terrier seem to hate snakes so much? Why does an otherwise mundane dog hunt and shred these snakes with such ferocity and crackhead-like intensity?

 

[.Pinworm.]

Had my moments

Well then, welcome back? Who was your last account?

 

[.Pinworm.]

Why does my terrier seem to hate snakes so much? Why does an otherwise mundane dog hunt and shred these snakes with such ferocity and crackhead-like intensity?

Weird. Terriers were originally bred to "go to ground" after burrowing vermin, snakes, larger rodents and even foxes. Those little bastards dig up underground dens/burrows and go completely bat-shit-anne-heche-crazy, forcing inhabitants out where hunters awaited. Some breeds were even bred to finish the job themselves. I think your's might be broken. I would think about trading up for a Golden or a Shepard...