Questions thread

[.Pinworm.]

Have some questions about growing? Your love life? Alcoholism? How to get semen stains out of your favorite shirt? Please direct all of them here and we will get you sorted out.

Example:
Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

Have you ever bent over sneezing and blown out a tampon?

 

[Phatlewtz]

haha great thread idea! Why does the bull I bought reek of stupidity and and a general fuck you attitude?

 

[.Pinworm.]

haha great thread idea! Why does the bull I bought reek of stupidity and and a general fuck you attitude?

He's a cock. It's deeply ingrained in his nature. Add 1tsp Cal-Mag per gallon ever other feeding.

Next question.

 

[Phatlewtz]

He's a cock. It's deeply ingrained in his nature. Add 1tsp Cal-Mag per gallon ever other feeding.

Next question.

Is there an organic alternative?

 

[Tbelt]

If practice makes you perfect yet nobody is perfect why practice?

 

[Tbelt]

If 2 nuts on the letter p gives you peanuts, and 2 nuts on a wall give you walnuts and 2 nuts on your chest gives you chestnuts what does 2 nuts on your chin give you?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

If 2 nuts on the letter p gives you peanuts, and 2 nuts on a wall give you walnuts and 2 nuts on your chest gives you chestnuts what does 2 nuts on your chin give you?

Don't worry...you aren't getting one.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Is there an organic alternative?

1 part Ostrich Milk, 3 parts Mountain Dew (Code Red), and 2 parts Unicorn Piss.

If practice makes you perfect yet nobody is perfect why practice?

That is easy. You shouldn't. Feeling a little existential today?

If 2 nuts on the letter p gives you peanuts, and 2 nuts on a wall give you walnuts and 2 nuts on your chest gives you chestnuts what does 2 nuts on your chin give you?

Aids.

Next question.

 

[.Pinworm.]

This is going a lot better than I thought it would. I am pretty good at this.

 

[curious2garden]

This is going a lot better than I thought it would. I am pretty good at this.

 

[.Pinworm.]

 

[curious2garden]

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I'm 2 beers in and I am sure there is a clue here? Please apply clue bat.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Should I drink beer, wine or neither tonight-and I should stop fucking this goat?

 

[mr sunshine]

Why am I so constipated? Every once in a while a sticky wet piece breaks off but the bulk of the dense turd is holding up. .

 

[Grandpapy]

Wtf happened to Battlefield II it seems I spent all my learning allowance on it and now I can't get beyond recruit in anything else.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Should I drink beer, wine or neither tonight-and I should stop fucking this goat?

Feed the goat some beers, watch it get all fucked up, then finish him off with reach around (@Growan ). For yourself, I recommend a cheap box-wine enema.

Why am I so constipated? Every once in a while a sticky wet piece breaks off but the bulk of the dense turd is holding up. .

You don't stay hydrated enough! I recommend a nice, ice cold, cheap box-wine enema.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Wtf happened to Battlefield II it seems I spent all my learning allowance on it and now I can't get beyond recruit in anything else.

Tbh, I don't know. I only play Asteroids and Ms. Pacman.

 

[curious2garden]

Tbh, I don't know. I only play Asteroids and Ms. Pacman.

Tempest FTW!!

 

[mr sunshine]

Why have I been tossing and turning all night for the last 2 weeks? I'm trying to figure shit out on my own. I Don't have medi-cal right now.

 

[.Pinworm.]

I have to go do some diarrhea, so I will let @mr sunshine field some questions.