What did you accomplish today?

[Gary Goodson]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Finished soffit and fascia and gutters...Brown kicks ass. Will bury downspouts after new sidewalks, temp flex hose for now. Love the new 12" overhang plus gutter! And...color keyed motion lights...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I'm falling in love with Home Depot, Lowe's and Busy Beaver...well I always liked busy beaver...

 

[BarnBuster]

...and Menard's

 

[Gary Goodson]

Thai coconut chicken soup, with home made chili oil

 

[Steve French]

Managed to get through Mother's Day brunch without a single fistfight.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Managed to get through Mother's Day brunch without a single fistfight.

Steve! How ya been, brother?

 

[Steve French]

Steve! How ya been, brother?

Muy bien. Grassyass. Cabron.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Muy bien. Grassyass. Cabron.

Toma wey

 

[Steve French]

Toma wey

We've gone past the limits of my google translate abilities. I've only got the names of foodstuffs left.

 

[Gary Goodson]

We've gone past the limits of my google translate abilities. I've only got the names of foodstuffs left.

Drink up, fucker

 

[Steve French]

Drink up, fucker

 

[Gary Goodson]

 

[neosapien]

I managed to get half my grass cut. Then fucked around for 30+minutes trying to understand why it quit after replacing the air filter, spark plug, cleaning the carburetor and dumping all the oil and fuel just last week. Then burnt my hand on the exhaust. Then kicked it real hard and probably broke my big toe. Then went to Lowes and dropped 3+ bills on a new one. Then finished cutting my grass. Fuck today in its ass. No lube.

 

[cannabineer]

I managed to get half my grass cut. Then fucked around for 30+minutes trying to understand why it quit after replacing the air filter, spark plug, cleaning the carburetor and dumping all the oil and fuel just last week. Then burnt my hand on the exhaust. Then kicked it real hard and probably broke my big toe. Then went to Lowes and dropped 3+ bills on a new one. Then finished cutting my grass. Fuck today in its ass. No lube.

My lawn is tall.
It is tall because I did not cut it.
I did not cut it because of [the rain].
My lawn is tall.



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[Grandpapy]

I managed to get half my grass cut. Then fucked around for 30+minutes trying to understand why it quit after replacing the air filter, spark plug, cleaning the carburetor and dumping all the oil and fuel just last week. Then burnt my hand on the exhaust. Then kicked it real hard and probably broke my big toe. Then went to Lowes and dropped 3+ bills on a new one. Then finished cutting my grass. Fuck today in its ass. No lube.

You just used that as an excuse to get out of [Mothers Day]!

 

[Grandpapy]

I got my replacement filter up, it's only 40 lbs but damn i'm [getting old] glad they last awhile.

 

[420God]

Fuck today in its ass. No lube.

It's mother's day.

Wife like the new mower you got her?

 

[neosapien]

I usually have a strict "no grass cutting on my day off" policy but they're calling for rain the whole of next week and its rained every day this past week sans today. See what that got me. It was like a foot tall in some places though lol. It needed done. My folks are up visiting from Florida so my mom watched the little one all day, freeing my wife up to drink margaritas and watch tv all day. My wife could give fuckall what I did today lol.

 

[420God]

I picked up 3 ducks today from 2 different farms, needed more muscovys to keep mine company. Then I went to the in-laws with the wife. Found out the father in law just got a new torch so I was able to borrow it to fix the crawler. Saves me from having to buy my own I'd almost never use.