If RIU was set up like a government...

[tangerinegreen555]

I'd like to apply for the position of Minister of Memes.

Here's my application...

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I hereby place your name in nomination for said position...

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Good luck with that...

I'm pretty used to disappointment from the internet presence. I don't really even want it to be honest.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I'm pretty used to disappointment from the internet presence. I don't really even want it to be honest.

Discuss that with the Secretary of Cynicism...I don't know what to tell you other than be proud of what you are, it's plenty good enough.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Discuss that with the Secretary of Cynicism...I don't know what to tell you other than be proud of what you are, it's plenty good enough.

My gf would profess that I am ass over and over again if I made that statement. For hours. You're not my girlfriend. FUCK OFF!

If you want some of this you better have titties and a naturally born pussy. That's all I gott to say bout that.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

You're not my girlfriend.

And I'll never pretend to be. I get the feeling your disappointed by more than "internet presence" you speak of. Or maybe you're "trying too hard" to quote an old friend, from a while back.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

And I'll never pretend to be. I get the feeling your disappointed by more than "internet presence" you speak of. Or maybe you're "trying too hard" to quote an old friend, from a while back.

I'm just guessing, but I don't think the phrase "too hard" could ever be associated with @GrowUrOwnDank .

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm just guessing, but I don't think the phrase "too hard" could ever be associated with @GrowUrOwnDank .

go away.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

go away.

But I like it here. And the truth is, I like you too. You're a really nice person inside. I can tell.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

I'm just guessing, but I don't think the phrase "too hard" could ever be associated with @GrowUrOwnDank .

You're a fucking asshole. Fuck you! lol. That shit was kinda funny. Bitch.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

You're a fucking asshole. Fuck you! lol. That shit was kinda funny. Bitch.

Well, thanks for calling me "bitch". At least you get it. Other people here don't.

 

[CallinCarRamRod]

I'm gonna need half of all your bud. You all have more than otherr people, and that's not right. Free shit for everyone!!!!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Well, thanks for calling me "bitch". At least you get it. Other people here don't.

Your posts are like Chemo. Except chemo eventually ends and then you feel better for awhile.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Your posts are like Chemo. Except chemo eventually ends...

Yeah, but I won't.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Your posts are like Chemo. Except chemo eventually ends and then you feel better for awhile.

Oh come on. Can't we all just fucking get along?

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Oh come on. Can't we all just fucking get along?

Man I love this girl. She so much fun. She's way better looking than the young skanks @ODanksta funks. I'm kind of hurting right now. Been in limbo and sabitical for A moment. Man. I'm single. I'm fucking free! Fuck all y'all! Free. Peace and loves and smiles all around.

 

[Red1966]

What would the cabinet posts look like? To properly run and police the masses in a format like that, I think we'd need a Secretary of Trolling, Secretary of Sock Puppets, Secretary of Humor, Secretary of Legalization, Secretary of Posted Pictures, Secretary of Banning, Secretary of Growing, Secretary of Freedom, Secretary of Food & Cooking, Secretary of Political Correctness & Racism... So, what other positions should be filled...I can't be expected to think of everything here...

Only one position needed. Dictator in chief with a few minions to do his bidding. Sorta like we have now.

 

[Red1966]

And the most important of all: Secretary of Penis.

Pinworm is back!

 

[ODanksta]

Man I love this girl. She so much fun. She's way better looking than the young skanks @ODanksta funks. I'm kind of hurting right now. Been in limbo and sabitical for A moment. Man. I'm single. I'm fucking free! Fuck all y'all! Free. Peace and loves and smiles all around.

I dunno I fuck with some bad bitches..

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Only one position needed. Dictator in chief with a few minions to do his bidding. Sorta like we have now.

Take it to the Politics section Red, this is supposed to be for fun.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I dunno I fuck with some bad bitches..














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Yeah, those aren't skanks, that's some high class table pussy...