Gary Goodson
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Hahaha
Hi, I'm new here...
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kelly4
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Do you have a van? Is it full of weed? Is it for sale?
You wouldn't believe how hard it is to order a van full of weed on here. It really sucks cuz I'm a super nice guy. After I remove the weed, I plan on handing out free candy to kids with the van. Maybe I'll also give them rides in it.
ClaytonBigsby
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Alright, fuck it. I've had a few beers. I make my best decisions after a few beers. Shoot me an address, I'm ready to roll. If you're across state lines, I'll need a little extra for gas money...... and a pecan log from Stuckey's.
You better not be a cop.
You better not be a cop.
kelly4
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If I am, I PROMISE not to arrest you. It would probably be best to bring some bribery money though, just in case...Alright, fuck it. I've had a few beers. I make my best decisions after a few beers. Shoot me an address, I'm ready to roll. If you're across state lines, I'll need a little extra for gas money...... and a pecan log from Stuckey's.
You better not be a cop.
Unclebaldrick
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Alright, fuck it. I've had a few beers. I make my best decisions after a few beers. Shoot me an address, I'm ready to roll. If you're across state lines, I'll need a little extra for gas money...... and a pecan log from Stuckey's.
You better not be a cop.
Sounds like you guys need a chase car in case you run into trouble. This is my ride... I will keep it full of guns and meth just in case. I can meet in Rhode Island or anywhere else below 600' in elevation.
Bublonichronic
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Wonder what ol' eyebrows is up to now
bu$hleaguer
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You got meth?Sounds like you guys need a chase car in case you run into trouble. This is my ride... I will keep it full of guns and meth just in case. I can meet in Rhode Island or anywhere else below 600' in elevation.
6ohMax
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Where can I get Meff for $15
Unclebaldrick
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He is probably sleeping one off.
6ohMax
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Who dat is?
Unclebaldrick
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6ohMax
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Unclebaldrick
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and the eyebrow chick...
not to mention crocodilestunter. All George. He is persecuting us because we did not seem to believe that he is the reincarnation of Jesus.
6ohMax
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UncleCuck has more than one...but he has an iron clad contract. ..so he good
Unclebaldrick
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Have you met the guy? He's fucking intimidating.
6ohMax
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Nah...but I'd love to cross paths
Bublonichronic
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His initials backwards are OMG what more proof do you need? You want him to walk on water or turn water into wine, he already did that and people still didn't believe him
Unclebaldrick
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If they do, do not look him in the eyes. He has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer. Totally unnerving.
6ohMax
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If they do, do not look him in the eyes. He has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer. Totally unnerving.
He looks pained....I mean...you can make like at least a dozen different memes with just the face expression