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Trousers

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A Zen Master lived in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief entered the hut looking for something to steal. The Zen Master returned to find the confused thief. "You have come a long way to visit me and you should not return empty handed. Please take my clothes." The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes and ran away. The Master sat naked outside, his curved schlong bathed in moonlight. "Poor man, I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."
 

Flaming Pie

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A Zen Master lived in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief entered the hut looking for something to steal. The Zen Master returned to find the confused thief. "You have come a long way to visit me and you should not return empty handed. Please take my clothes." The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes and ran away. The Master sat naked outside, his curved schlong bathed in moonlight. "Poor man, I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."
That was the most beautiful story

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sunni

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Kiwis? Pineapple?
I haven't purchased the pineapples here yet because pineapple hurts my mouth

Lol I think I may have a teeny tiny allergic reaction to it or
I eat too much of it when I do have it and the acidity is too much

Kiwis I buy every week here
My husband usually eats them all

They have lots of the tropical fruit here
 

ChingOwn

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I haven't purchased the pineapples here yet because pineapple hurts my mouth

Lol I think I may have a teeny tiny allergic reaction to it or
I eat too much of it when I do have it and the acidity is too much

Kiwis I buy every week here
My husband usually eats them all

They have lots of the tropical fruit here
Pineapples contain an plant protease enzyme called bromelain. Because it readily breaks down protein, bromelain is frequently used as a natural meat tenderizer. In addition, bromelain may also induce a prickly sensation in the mouth when consumed.
 
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