Murder of crows.
Murder of crows.
What the fuck you think I'm growin pretendo homey
What does that mean?
Now you can wear those awesome stretchy pantsWell it happened I can no longer do up my jeans
rip I guess Wahhh
Now you can wear those awesome stretchy pants
Got yourself a new friend.. Or maybe dinner?I was getting gas earlier and one of the cats that live in the neighborhood dropped down from under the front of my truck and nearly ran into traffic. I quickly grabbed it and it was trying like hell to get away from me but I managed to throw it into the front seat and take it back home.
Now it's laying out on the porch rail like nothing happened.
It's been hanging out on the porch for years. I should have been more specific, it's not my cat but it hangs around, mostly at the place across the street.Got yourself a new friend.. Or maybe dinner?
Welcome to america.Well it happened I can no longer do up my jeans
rip I guess Wahhh
We call it fachrondo (fake chrondo)The correct term is "pretendica".
I hereby claim that word as mine own!
Holy shit I'm a fucking genius...sometimes...lol
meanie pantsWelcome to america.
Yeah. My uncle came down to visit and I was sitting in my mom's living room listening to my mother, grandmother and my uncle talking about how they were going to either vote for Trump or Ted Cruz. Then they made lots of racist and homophobic remarks throughout their general conversation and talked about how much people need religion these days.Is anyone else extremely bored/anxious at your parents house?
Maybe it's the season. I just feel bored all the damn time. Unless I am reading/researching.
I just feel out of place.
2008 Pshhh I had been using that years before then.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pretendica
sorry, but it appears to have been taken..
Please PM me their phone numbersYeah. My uncle came down to visit and I was sitting in my mom's living room listening to my mother, grandmother and my uncle talking about how they were going to either vote for Trump or Ted Cruz. Then they made lots of racist and homophobic remarks throughout their general conversation and talked about how much people need religion these days.
I just sat there quietly for a while then got up and left.