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[DANfour20]

I didn't assume your fluent languages where anything.

You have no idea what I know and what I don't know and it's irrelevant what languages are spoken in Spain.
It doesn't change the fact you are using a french derived word that is obviously not culturally prevalent!






And now here she goes, can't back her shit up objectivley so has tro start with the Ad Hominem, the sign of a weak mind!

I don't need bigger pots to grow monster plants, I have the skills needed.

The rest of my harvest is in the tent flowering, the reason why I only show 1 plant (2 if you look back and pay attention, there's 1 cola putting 3L bottles out) and not a conopy is because I'm growing plants round vertical bare bulbs, I don't have a canopy.

I have 29 plants in 3 tents over 2 floors of my house, scared of fuck all me, I've done my stint in Armley Cat A before now.

And you obviously don't have a clue about our cannabis laws, we can have 8 plants as big as you like and not even go to court.
We can get caught with 16-20 monsters and only get a fine with cummunity service.


You think I'm picking on you!?

Lol, typical fucking entitled feminist comment.
I'm not picking on you, I'm calling out your bullshit and you have no response without getting stupid.

My Mrs would call you out just as much as me, she hates superficial hollow women that play the victim and pretend.
Give the fairer sex a bad name they do, playing on that 'gentle woman' ideology.

Women battled for equal rights, not preferential rights, or the right to be held on a pedestal by men for fear of them being labelled a bigot.

You can stand up for your actions just like anybody else.

Is that true about the laws here? I was really unclear on our laws.

 

[zeddd]

Is that true about the laws here? I was really unclear on our laws.

why u growing Dan when u don't know the laws, if u have 90 tiny plants u going down, if u got 9 23 oz monsters u get slapped on the wrist, but if u google it u wil see cat 1,2,3 and 4 is dependent on number of individual plants

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Is that true about the laws here? I was really unclear on our laws.

Yep, direct.gov website.

They changed the sentencing guidelines in August about 2-3 years ago.

The sentencing guidlines START at 9 plants, so it doesn't matter if you have 1 plant or 8, you will get the same punishment if caught.

The next criteria goes on how sophisticated the set up is to produce said plants.

You can have a make shift white poly set up with 8 monsters and get nothing but the gear confiscated and a fine.

If you're lucky you can get away with just community service.


We know a guy in the UK thread who has been caught twice with 16 plants, AND threatening behaviour towards a copper (ran out of his flat door with big knives).

He got a suspended sentence, court costs and community service.

 

[DANfour20]

why u growing Dan when u don't know the laws, if u have 90 tiny plants u going down, if u got 9 23 oz monsters u get slapped on the wrist, but if u google it u wil see cat 1,2,3 and 4 is dependent on number of individual plants

Because i never knew exact numbers but thought it was like a slap on the wrist for one plant which i originally intended to grow, my collection is growing though and its going to be really hard to just pick one or two.(because of space not legality)

I never knew the exact answer was out there, i thought it would be depends on circumstances.

 

[DANfour20]

Yep, direct.gov website.

They changed the sentencing guidelines in August about 2-3 years ago.

The sentencing guidlines START at 9 plants, so it doesn't matter if you have 1 plant or 8, you will get the same punishment if caught.

The next criteria goes on how sophisticated the set up is to produce said plants.

You can have a make shift white poly set up with 8 monsters and get nothing but the gear confiscated and a fine.

If you're lucky you can get away with just community service.


We know a guy in the UK thread who has been caught twice with 16 plants, AND threatening behaviour towards a copper (ran out of his flat door with big knives).

He got a suspended sentence, court costs and community service.

And now i know lol thanks.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Because i never knew exact numbers but thought it was like a slap on the wrist for one plant which i originally intended to grow, my collection is growing though and its going to be really hard to just pick one or two.

I never knew the exact answer was out there, i thought it would be depends on circumstances.

I'll dig out the legislation and post it here for you, might take me a couple of days but you'll get the facts.


I think each plant is only rated as having a 40g yield too.

Lol, madness.

 

[DANfour20]

L

I'll dig out the legislation and post it here for you, might take me a couple of days but you'll get the facts.


I think each plant is only rated as having a 40g yield too.

Lol, madness.

Lol ill be happy with 40g per plant for my first grow.

U dont have to dig that out, ill take your word for it.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

It's quite plain to see what we call it here! Lol

No it isn't.










How many more examples do you want?

 

[Labs Dexter]

Jesus, go off for abit and its like ww3 in here.....

Every fri/weekend on here reminds me of when i worked the doors, with all the arguments....minus the violence lol

Mate just offered me cuttings of a strain called Blue Dream, at first i thought he was offering up porn but no such luck lol..

Anyone know much about this strain?..he didnt know any more info about it

I have a one of my brothers just got humbolts blue dream few youtube vids on that lady Worth a watch

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The pics. The buds do the talking around here, not the people.


Only take advice of people whose plants you've seen and like. Because anyone can pretend to be a good grower can't they?

I look toward the U.S. grows a lot because their work looks excellent.

Rekt!

 

[Labs Dexter]

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Rekt!

I see you had a Pk issue there and where is the rest of the plant lol or do you just grow one stem
French, Spanish,Portugese and Italian are basically same language all adopted same words just pronounced differently mate.

I speak swahilli and that has words from five or six other African lingos lol small world and languages ain't so different

 

[The Yorkshireman]

No P/K issues mate, don't know what gives you that idea?

Rest of what plant? They're both there.

 

[Labs Dexter]

No P/K issues mate, don't know what gives you that idea?

Rest of what plant? They're both there.

Red leaf stem and goldy blotches on your leafs.

I had it 8 grows in a row untill I found out what it was

@ lahadaextranjera pull some of your donkey Kong colas lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

French, Spanish,Portugese and Italian are basically same language all adopted same words just pronounced differently mate.

Lol, no they're not.


Spanish and Portugese are practically the same but French and Italian are not even remotely the same.

My dad speaks French and Italian, I speak Polish a little, German a little, Italian a little and very little French.

Most of my French understanding is predominantly F+B related.

My Mrs speaks Polish, English, Italian, Russian and a little Czech.

She reads and writes Russian better than she speaks it, but put her in a room full of Russians and she can understand and translate everything back to English, don't ask me why, it's just the way it is.

And like I say, my Mrs is a professional iterpreter/translator.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Red leaf stem and goldy blotches on your leafs.

I had it 8 grows in a row untill I found out what it was

Brown/Red/Purple leaf stems are normal.



The gold blotches are PH and salt level related, I've been feeding them a little heavy through mid flower so they're a bit dry.

 

[Labs Dexter]

Lol, no they're not.


Spanish and Portugese are practically the same but French and Italian are not even remotely the same.

My dad speaks French and Italian, I speak Polish a little, German a little, Italian a little and very little French.

Most of my French understanding is predominantly F+B related.

My Mrs speaks Polish, English, Italian, Russian and a little Czech.

She reads and writes Russian better than she speaks it, but put here in a room full of Russians and she can understand and translate everything back to English, don't ask me why, it's just the way it is.

And like I say, my Mrs is a professional iterpreter/translator.

Dude I'm a professional interpreter too lol swahilli and Arabic.
And your lady can write but can't speak a lingo lmao that's a bog roll situation because I see poo poo on your chin lad.

And yes they do you must not be as educated as you think get Google Translate and look for a word in each language lmao you'll be amazed.

I played football in a team full Portuguese and we allways played against Spanish students lol and words were same for a person that only understand pass, go and watch.

They were the same things said from both players just different accents, one said I am loco other said I am maluco.

Same if you ask your Polish miss how close is Polish and Russian she will tell you mate, why you think she can speak abit of Czech or what ever coz the northern Europe speak nearly same language buddy you just have to be educated or mingle with others to know these things.

I bet your furthest you been is isle of Man lmao you don't know shit buddy

 

[Labs Dexter]

Brown/Red/Purple leaf stems are normal.



The gold blotches are PH and salt level related, I've been feeding them a little heavy through mid flower so they're a bit dry.

Okay tell your self that, post a pic of your leafs on plant issues thread I bet you get same answer buddy

 

[ValleyDragon]

I couldn't even be arsed to learn Welsh at school....see no point in learning a dying language that no fcker speaks in S.Wales anyway.....but i got an A* in speaking drunken bollocks, or so my better half says anyway lol...

 

[Labs Dexter]

Ph issues pic
Thats light brown yours is golden brown blotches,

This is salts mate
Very different from yours....

Like I said 7 or 8 times I got that issue until I solved it

 

[Labs Dexter]

I couldn't even be arsed to learn Welsh at school....see no point in learning a dying language that no fcker speaks in S.Wales anyway.....but i got an A* in speaking drunken bollocks, or so my better half says anyway lol...

Growing up we spoke two broken languages swahilli and English mixed lol, then we learnt Arabic from school.

French is my mums and grannys second language,...

my mum translates and interprets all three written and spoken, she speaks African dialect and France or European dialect, I hated Zidane and Henry so stuck with my dad and said f France and French lmao

Point of the story lmao is if we didn't grow up speaking two I don't think I would have learned any of them...

would not class myself as Yorkshireman lmao because I can swear on cod and say hi and few words to my Russian, Polish, latvian am Lithuanians basketball friends or the amigo footy lads lmao I'd be like Steve bloody Hawkins