They found micro organisms on the ISS

Nether Region

Nether Region

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Yeah, it's true. LAst year they were cleaning the windshield and under a microscope found plankton living in space. Nothing on Earth can live in space, and the likelihood that it came from Earth is about nil. Soooo there are living organisms flying through space. They figure it fell off of a passing comet. I'll check the bible for its hypothesis.
 
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CC Dobbs

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Nether Region said:
Yeah, it's true. LAst year they were cleaning the windshield and under a microscope found plankton living in space. Nothing on Earth can live in space, and the likelihood that it came from Earth is about nil. Soooo there are living organisms flying through space. They figure it fell off of a passing comet. I'll check the bible for its hypothesis.
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Yea, for sure tell us what the bible says. There is so much information on extraterrestrial life and other planets in the bible that I'm sure you'll find your answer.

While you are there check to see if God explains why he is such a shitty God to allow people to die horrible deaths at the hands of other people.

Maybe you can dig up an explanation for Donald Trump in there, I sure God knows about him.

Do report back now.
 
Nether Region

Nether Region

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CC Dobbs said:
Yea, for sure tell us what the bible says. There is so much information on extraterrestrial life and other planets in the bible that I'm sure you'll find your answer.

While you are there check to see if God explains why he is such a shitty God to allow people to die horrible deaths at the hands of other people.

Maybe you can dig up an explanation for Donald Trump in there, I sure God knows about him.

Do report back now.
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I checked. The bible says you will die a horrible death, go to hell, and be in torment for all of eternity........ Naysayer.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Nether Region said:
Yeah, it's true. LAst year they were cleaning the windshield and under a microscope found plankton living in space. Nothing on Earth can live in space, and the likelihood that it came from Earth is about nil. Soooo there are living organisms flying through space. They figure it fell off of a passing comet. I'll check the bible for its hypothesis.
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Space. "Planckton". Forms must be observed
 
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CC Dobbs

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Nether Region said:
I checked. The bible says you will die a horrible death, go to hell, and be in torment for all of eternity........ Naysayer.
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Typical hating rant from a religious zealot.

Fortunately for me that would only happen if I believed in sky-fairies. I have learned to think for myself and so I am immune to the terrorist threats that you and your god like to throw around.

Have a nice fear-filled day.
 
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CC Dobbs

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Nether Region said:
Yeah, it's true. LAst year they were cleaning the windshield and under a microscope found plankton living in space. Nothing on Earth can live in space, and the likelihood that it came from Earth is about nil. Soooo there are living organisms flying through space. They figure it fell off of a passing comet. I'll check the bible for its hypothesis.
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Hey OP what did the bible say about your extraterrestrial plankton? Surely you've had time in between all of the good deeds you've been doing.
 
chuck estevez

chuck estevez

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CC Dobbs said:
Typical hating rant from a religious zealot.

Fortunately for me that would only happen if I believed in sky-fairies. I have learned to think for myself and so I am immune to the terrorist threats that you and your god like to throw around.

Have a nice fear-filled day.
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If heaven is sitting around on clouds playing harps, they can fucking have it, Hell sounds awesome compared to that shit.
 
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CC Dobbs

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chuck estevez said:
If heaven is sitting around on clouds playing harps, they can fucking have it, Hell sounds awesome compared to that shit.
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I have a good connection and he told me that hell is where they keep the beer so I'm there. If it is true that hell is where the beer is kept then all of my friends will be there so that's good.
 
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CC Dobbs

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OK guys less God more cooties!

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I don't believe we have heard back about the bible's opinion on extraterrestrials and comets and space plankton. But I understand, too much god is too much of a good thing.

Everyone, come join me on the ' Is God a terrorist' thread.
 
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