corrupt-a-wish game

[MouseE]

I'm not a fan of the desert. But, money is pretty cool. Are you just here to criticize, or are you going to play the game?

Easy there cowboy, it took me a minute to write something

 

[Pinworm]

How is that corrupting? I'd be a billionaire by the end of the week via all the opium I import.

Wish granted, unfortunately the cheese was made from mutated cows who ate the wrong kind of gmos and thus carried food poisoning that damaged your liver so badly that you are know hospitalized for your life.

I wish I made alot money from playing silly online games and writing posts.

Wish granted. You lose all your money when the dollar becomes worthless after Trump wins the 2016 presidency.

I wish I had an all expenses paid trip to Amsterdam.

 

[bellcore]

Wish granted. You lose all your money when the dollar becomes worthless after Trump wins the 2016 presidency.

I wish I had an all expenses paid trip to Amsterdam.

*Alakazam and Jiminy Crickets* You wish has been granted. You win an all express paid trip by Donald Trump. He is so cheap he sends you to Amsterdam via USPS Media mail in a corrugated box and all you have to eat are cold deep fried Big Macs for 4 weeks. Once you arrive your accommodations are at the free methadone hospital and you have to empty bedpans 3 hours per day to subsidize the cost of your 'prize.' You go get to smoke some nice stuff in the coffee shops though.

I wish I had a snickers bar.

 

[Hookabelly]

*Alakazam and Jiminy Crickets* You wish has been granted. You win an all express paid trip by Donald Trump. He is so cheap he sends you to Amsterdam via USPS Media mail in a corrugated box and all you have to eat are cold deep fried Big Macs for 4 weeks. Once you arrive your accommodations are at the free methadone hospital and you have to empty bedpans 3 hours per day to subsidize the cost of your 'prize.' You go get to smoke some nice stuff in the coffee shops though.

I wish I had a snickers bar.

Wish granted, only upon closer inspection it isn't a snicker's but a corn back rattler snatched from the dirtiest gas station toilet bowl…


I wish I had serious boobs

 

[Pinworm]

Wish granted, only upon closer inspection it isn't a snicker's but a corn back rattler snatched from the dirtiest gas station toilet bowl…


I wish I had serious boobs

Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of some serious tig 'ole bitties. They are so big that you lose your balance, trip and fall down a flight of stairs, and are paralyzed from the tits down.

I wish I was an oscar meyer wiener.

 

[Desr]

Granted. You are now a weiner. Downside is you either have to go live in the north pole or you slowly rot away. Flies and all. Maggots then death.

I wish i had a green lantern ring.

 

[Pinworm]

Granted. You are now a weiner. Downside is you either have to go live in the north pole or you slowly rot away. Flies and all. Maggots then death.

I wish i had a green lantern ring.

Wish granted. But, it's a generic one, and the only form you can take is a giant green dildo.

I wish I had a grip of m1000's to pass out for the 4th.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

BOOOOM! You have a giant box of M1000's to pass out. But, you can;t watch any of the fun because you have to wash my mom's back (and front) for the box of M1000's she had buried in her garage from years ago.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

BOOOOM! You have a giant box of M1000's to pass out. But, you can;t watch any of the fun because you have to wash my mom's back (and front) for the box of M1000's she had buried in her garage from years ago.

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Come on Clayton, you have to make a wish now.

 

[superloud]

Come on Clayton, you have to make a wish now.

I wish I hadn't seen that image of Clayton's mom

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Come on Clayton, you have to make a wish now.

Hey Bushy, sorry, thanks for the check.

I wish the Vatican would open its books to reveal the truths of mankind.

I wish I hadn't seen that image of Clayton's mom

You should try fucking her. She's a selfish fucking ingrate.

 

[insidagain]

After seeing that, I wish I was gay. And what the fuck happened to her right nip? Clayton you're an animal, an animal I say.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

After seeing that, I wish I was gay. And what the fuck happened to her right nip? Clayton you're an animal, an animal I say.

She says it's from me breast feeding so late (9 yrs). "Too much teeth!!" she would yell as she slapped me about the head and shoulders. I don;t remember ever hurting her though. I think it was from the night her and her stupid meth drunkies were playing truth or dare and she hooked herself to her boyfriend's motorcycle battery with jumper cables. I remember a lot of laughing, screaming, and blood, but I was pretty drunk too and had to stay in the next room since I was only 11.

 

[abe supercro]

may all your wishes be granted, even if they are fucked up version of your wish.

 

[superloud]

I wish I could harvest a pound a month

 

[OOBubblesOO]

Granted, but it's a lb of seedy mexican shwag with .000001% cannabinoids.

I wish it was sunny outside.

 

[Pinworm]

Wish granted, you enjoy a day in the sun. Now you have skin cancer.

I wish had a driver's licence again...

 

[Gary Goodson]

Wish granted, you enjoy a day in the sun. Now you have skin cancer.

I wish had a driver's licence again...

Wish granted, but you got drunk and drove to Gary's, now your butthole hurts!

I wish someone would trim all my weed for me

 

[Diabolical666]

Wish granted, but you got drunk and drove to Gary's, now your butthole hurts!

I wish someone would trim all my weed for me

Bazinga...I send over my friend Eddy Scissorhands and he shapes all your buds into penises
I wish I had a nap

 

[mackdx]

Wish granted.

You wake up from your nap to find Finshaggy teabagging your open mouth.

I wish I had some bourbon right now