GAY friend?? what should i do???? help

[vro]

Fuck your grandfather sounds like a snitch why didnt he take care of them himself instead of giving them to the pigs now theyre going tp arrest him to

 

[bkburger3]

 

[Diabolical666]

this is what dyna would do

 

[ricky1lung]

These stories should be written in crayon, but the op can't quit eating them so the box is empty.

Go figgurellis.

 

[Gary Goodson]

This one is just a niggurelli version of your original gay friend story...

 

[Gary Goodson]

I wrote a poem

What can you do,
Figgurelli, funny fellow?
What can you do,
Figgurelli, funny you?
We can do it, too,
Figgurelli, funny fellow,
We can do it, too,
Figgurelli, funny you!
You choose one of us,
Figgurelli, funny fellow,
You choose one of us,
Figgurelli, funny you!

This really made me lol

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Niggurellis, Figurellis..... You've got step up your game now, son. You're playing in the big kids pool now.

 

[Gary Goodson]

What's your next thread gonna be?

GARY CHASSED ME HOME!!!!
I was playing with my gay besties ball sack in front of his house when outta no where this Mexican dude started chasing me home! He was wearing dickies and house shoes, with two 40's in his hands. He was slamming one 40 the whole time as he chased me. Half way home he ripped off all his clothes and kept perusing me naked. He had the biggest, fattest, brownest wiener I've ever seen! About 20 feet from my door the Niggurellis jump out and try to catch me first. So Gary ass rapped me, the Niggurellis, and my grandpa all at the same time. It was like a giant gay human centipede

 

[bu$hleaguer]

 

[chewberto]

What's your next thread gonna be?

Whatever it is, I'm certain it will have a homo erotic Bi-curios underlining theme to it , so I guess you can say I am super Excited for the Trilogy

 

[neosapien]

You should write a book. For the next 10 years. And not come back until it's finished. You can call it I know nobody gives a fuck but...

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

You should write a book. For the next 10 years. And not come back until it's finished. You can call it Everybody gives me a Butt fuck ...

Fixed it for ya.

 

[UncleBuck]

OP: 0/10, have read before, would not read again.

follow up trolling: 9/10, would read again.

 

[ODanksta]

 

[LetsGetCritical]

the Spaghetta family is much more ruthless than the Figurelli's

 

[dannyboy602]

Just go wit the flow kid and try not to get those egg whites in yer eyes, that shit burns.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

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@Yessica... why u like this?

 

[Yessica...]

@Yessica... why u like this?

hahahaha

WHAT?

Why wouldn’t I like that. Momma LIKE!

 

[LetsGetCritical]

hahahaha

WHAT?

Why wouldn’t I like that. Momma LIKE!

he'd be sexier if he took that giant dildo out of his panties