Please rate my new penis scarf

[Blue Wizard]

666 out of 10

 

[BarnBuster]

^^++

 

[neosapien]

That's pimp as fuck. Back in the day peeps would've been trading that on the silk road for 100 pieces of cotton and 2 maybe even 3 indentured servants and shit!

 

[Yessica...]

Wonderful handiwork Dia, very impressive, and clever.

I can't say I'm not disappointed it wasn't an actual tiny scarf that you wrap around your penis.

In a perfect world, there would be a wee hat too...

 

[Steve French]

Wonderful handiwork Dia, very impressive, and clever.

I can't say I'm not disappointed it wasn't an actual tiny scarf that you wrap around your penis.

In a perfect world, there would be a wee hat too...

Do you need a penis scarf of yer own?

 

[Yessica...]

Do you need a penis scarf of yer own?

Wizard costume. Yes please!

Need to find the model first though. I'll get back to you on measurements. Guessing around an 8 long.

 

[Pinworm]

I am so hungry to be a part of somethin xpen$iv. Please involve me. Please. Please. Please....

 

[Steve French]

I am so hungry to be a part of somethin xpen$iv. Please involve me. Please. Please. Please....

That can be arranged.

 

[Pinworm]

That can be arranged.

Did I mention that I dressed up as a zombie once?

 

[Steve French]

Did I mention that I dressed up as a zombie once?

I am too aroused. I need you to come take action.

 

[Pinworm]

I am too aroused. I need you to come take action.

I got so much Xpen$siv shit....Come and rub your dick on some of it...

 

[Steve French]

I got so much Xpen$siv shit....Come and rub your dick on some of it...

Be right there

 

[Steve French]

I'll get a reach around when I show right?

 

[Pinworm]

I'll get a reach around when I show right?

One blumpkin = One prayer
One reach around = One bit of solidarity

 

[Pinworm]

Don't you wish your boyfriend was punk like me?

 

[Growan]

So very you!

I approve!

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Hand crafted by none other than the lovely @Diabolical666

The balls pockets hold two tall cans perfectly, and there is plenty of length to hand out crocheted dick slaps. I am going to wear it everywhere...

 

[Singlemalt]

Smithsonian quality, make sure they get it if you ever die

 

[Pinworm]

Smithsonian quality, make sure they get it if you ever die

It's cool. I probably won't.