Please rate my new penis scarf

[Pinworm]

Hand crafted by none other than the lovely @Diabolical666

The balls pockets hold two tall cans perfectly, and there is plenty of length to hand out crocheted dick slaps. I am going to wear it everywhere...

 

[BarnBuster]

{{member throbs with jealousy}}

 

[Pinworm]

See, this is how you wear it.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Looks warm.

 

[a senile fungus]

I have a pretty thick neck.

Will this trendy new scarf be able to encircle my hairy nape?

Any other color choices available? I adore the pixelation.

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[Diabolical666]

lol Next ones going up on ebay...starting bid 1 meeelion dollarz

 

[tyler.durden]

^^ I'll buy one! Are they edible???

 

[Bublonichronic]

Now that's a scarf

 

[abe supercro]

you can scratch yer nuts through the ball pockets, meanwhile your adams apple is warm n happy. you're so lucky dude!

 

[mr sunshine]

I've scarfed down a penis or two.

 

[Pinworm]

I've scarfed down a penis or two.

I was saving that pun for page 2, fucker!

 

[mr sunshine]

I was saving that pun for page 2, fucker!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

It's the nuts!

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Pinworm]

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[mr sunshine]

Lmfao.. that's gangsta!

 

[Downtowntillman]

Perfect for this cold weather coming. I love it. Total 10..

 

[Steve French]

I am aroused.

 

[Pinworm]

I am aroused.

Few of us in TC, if you wanna come play...

 

[Steve French]

But really, I'll be getting drunk in a few hours as I do everyday and hop on in.