How to count nodes?

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Underatanding the science of he plant

Well check this out grasshoppa. What do to do if you are outta bud, but you got some serious killer sticky kief? And you don't even own a pipe.

So, there's a Pepsi can on the kitchen counter. Poor out residual Pepsi. Push the metal down in the center. Poke you a few holes down in the center of the depression with a sharp pointy kind. Put your kief in it. Light her up and smoke bro.

Peace and love to all.

 

[mr sunshine]

Well check this out grasshoppa. What do to do if you are outta bud, but you got some serious killer sticky kief? And you don't even own a pipe.

So, there's a Pepsi can on the kitchen counter. Poor out residual Pepsi. Push the metal down in the center. Poke you a few holes down in the center of the depression with a sharp pointy kind. Put your kief in it. Light her up and smoke bro.

Peace and love to all.

That's some middle school shit.. roll the Kief in a blunt.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

That's some middle school shit.. roll the Kief in a blunt.

Yeah but I'm outta flower. Would have to use cig tobacco or something. This shit is killer potent too. The can taste does suck ass tho.

 

[Keighan]

I toke boys, dont worry about that. Just looking for some help, guess ill go somewhere else...

 

[mr sunshine]

I toke boys, dont worry about that. Just looking for some help, guess ill go somewhere else...

Lol I told you the answer. . You're a bad troll..

 

[Uncle Ben]

Nodes are where the side branches stick out. Why are you so confused?

shush....this is Advanced after all.

 

[Keighan]

Ok, im sorry for seeming like a troll. Maybe I didnt explain it rigt so this is the situation. While reading uncle bens topping method for 2 or 4 colas I came upon someone askong weather or not that only included true nodes when counting. Is a "true node" just a standard branch/stalk connection point? Or is a node simply just a fucking node?

 

[WeedFreak78]

Any spot, after the cotyledon, where side branches grow out of is a node. Pretty basic plant biology..what grade are you in?

 

[Uncle Ben]

Ok, im sorry for seeming like a troll. Maybe I didnt explain it rigt so this is the situation. While reading uncle bens topping method for 2 or 4 colas I came upon someone askong weather or not that only included true nodes when counting. Is a "true node" just a standard branch/stalk connection point? Or is a node simply just a fucking node?

Did you try a 5 sec. search on Google to learn about plant anatomy and di-cots plant structure? Why are you trying to garden if you have no clue regarding plant anatomy, the basics?

Next new-crop-of-newbies thread will be about the "miracles of defoliation" because someone doesn't have a clue about the function of a leaf and the fact that budsites are incapable of photoysnthesis to any degree.

"Photosynthesis" you say? Why does that matter?

 

[DCobeen]

Ok, im sorry for seeming like a troll. Maybe I didnt explain it rigt so this is the situation. While reading uncle bens topping method for 2 or 4 colas I came upon someone askong weather or not that only included true nodes when counting. Is a "true node" just a standard branch/stalk connection point? Or is a node simply just a fucking node?

I will make this real easy. grow the plant to where you have 10 branches sticking out which means 5 nodes if from seed as they are not alternating yet. cut off the top for a clone which leaves you 4 nodes cut the bottom 2 set of nodes off and bury the plant in new pot to cover the bottom cut nodes. now you have 2 nodes but 4 branches for a 4 top plant. you can LST them to get more and even top/fim each of the 4 if you want. The baby leaves on the bottom dont count. Hope this helps and sorry for my friends as they are just having fun and have been growing so dam long they forget what its like being new.

 

[Uncle Ben]

Many like me have given up teaching for the reasons stated. No need to apologize for someone who is unwilling to do a simple google search. I and other members have explained this a hundred times in my topping thread.

There's just no excuse.

Uncle Ben

 

[DCobeen]

here young man
http://www.uk420.com/boards/uploads/gallery/album_7578/gallery_66113_7578_1014.jpg

I dont use the first 2 sets of nodes for 4 top I cut them off with the cotleydon leaves then use the next 2 sets hope this helps you.

 

[DCobeen]

Many like me have given up teaching for the reasons stated. No need to apologize for someone who is unwilling to do a simple google search. I and other members have explained this a hundred times in my topping thread.

There's just no excuse.

Uncle Ben

I know brother. I just felt bad for him. Some dont understand that google pics is really helpful.

 

[DCobeen]

and yes it took me about 5 secs to find that pic.

 

[whitebb2727]

Well check this out grasshoppa. What do to do if you are outta bud, but you got some serious killer sticky kief? And you don't even own a pipe.

So, there's a Pepsi can on the kitchen counter. Poor out residual Pepsi. Push the metal down in the center. Poke you a few holes down in the center of the depression with a sharp pointy kind. Put your kief in it. Light her up and smoke bro.

Peace and love to all.

Take a blade and scrape the paint off at least. Seesh.

 

[DCobeen]

a frozen beer mug a spoon and a piece of hose heat spoon till red add hash/keef place glass over it then use hose to suck in the goodness.

 

[GrowUrOwnDank]

Take a blade and scrape the paint off at least. Seesh.

No ducking wonder it tastes so bad. Sheesh. Could it be the ink on the can that caused me to hear helicopters? I shut down everything in my house and went to bed. I mean I shut off everything for complete darkness and silence. Then I didn't hear helicopters. I dunno man. You need to work on your timing and shit. Thanks for nothing bro. Love u man. Peace and love to all.

 

[anzohaze]

Well check this out grasshoppa. What do to do if you are outta bud, but you got some serious killer sticky kief? And you don't even own a pipe.

So, there's a Pepsi can on the kitchen counter. Poor out residual Pepsi. Push the metal down in the center. Poke you a few holes down in the center of the depression with a sharp pointy kind. Put your kief in it. Light her up and smoke bro.

Peace and love to all.

Crack head status lol just playin I use to do that shit in school

 

[Uncle Ben]

and yes it took me about 5 secs to find that pic.

....and spoon fed him.

 

[mr sunshine]

Many like me have given up teaching for the reasons stated. No need to apologize for someone who is unwilling to do a simple google search. I and other members have explained this a hundred times in my topping thread.

There's just no excuse.

Uncle Ben

Did you try a 5 sec. search on Google to learn about plant anatomy and di-cots plant structure? Why are you trying to garden if you have no clue regarding plant anatomy, the basics?

Next new-crop-of-newbies thread will be about the "miracles of defoliation" because someone doesn't have a clue about the function of a leaf and the fact that budsites are incapable of photoysnthesis to any degree.

"Photosynthesis" you say? Why does that matter?
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that guy loved you.. then he spoke to you and get his heart shattered into a million pieces.. lol good job