Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

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april said:
Easy solution gentlemen. ..get some rubber gloves. ..cover ur hands in Vaseline and put the gloves on..do this for 20 minutes a few times a week and ur hands will be smoother than ur wife's ass...seriously!

@sunni. .look what I found for 2$!!!

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And check out the mini baby bump...lol bye bye flat tummy. .
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Little shoooesies!!!!!!!!

I haz no baby bump but I bought that cocoa butter stuff
 
april

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sunni said:
Little shoooesies!!!!!!!!

I haz no baby bump but I bought that cocoa butter stuff
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Mini shark dock shoes...seriously Mine!!! Lol

Make sure u get the real coconut oil..cocoa butter lotion is ok but not as good...
This stuff is so awesome. ..and smells like a tropical Nirvana. ..20150910_122038.jpg
 
sunni

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Limited horribly by what I can get on this island and shipping is a goddamn nightmare

So the stuff I have will have to do for now
 
sunni

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The Outdoorsman said:
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this will sound weird guys..but my mom had the softest hands ever..
i never understood why and than it clicked in

she did professional pastry baking like cakes cookies etc...and i realized it was the amount of butter constantly on her hands that made them soft.
 
sunni

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pregnancy ha ha of the day
ate a peach for breakfast
threw it all up
brushed my teeth

threw up some more >.<

Im expecting really clean teeth by the end of this...
 
curious2garden

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sunni said:
Im pregnant. @curious2garden .....youre an ass...you knew wishing and hoping n praying it would come.
@april looks like we'll have babies together about


i hate babies..i dont like babies, i know NOTHING about pregnancy i hope i can drink SOME coffee at least..
hubby is jumping for joy

im contemplating how much i want to kill him so i can smoke cigarettes ....

oh and did i remeber to myself i have no fucking health care in america because im a foreign national and my fucking paperwork isnt done yet and i need to go see a doctor?

anyone wanna give me some money so i can continue to have health care and not leave america/...

guess im going back to canada without my husband..go fucking figure.
fuck this
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Seriously? You are married the military medical system won't cover this?
 
Hookabelly

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sunni said:
exactly , and loose everything oyu wanted to do for the next 18 years

like finish your masters degree
have a fucking life.
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Ahhh Sunni, I'm going to save all these posts in a baby book and mail them to you after you've delivered. You will fall in love the moment you look in that baby's eyes for the first time and forget all these stresses.. You'll be fine mama. Don't worry. But give up this ciggies. I can speak from experience to low birthweight babies. YOu don't want to mess with that risk.


* I know you don't feel ready, but you're strong. This is the hand you were dealt and I know you'll accept it in time.
 
sunni

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Hookabelly said:
Ahhh Sunni, I'm going to save all these posts in a baby book and mail them to you after you've delivered. You will fall in love the moment you look in that baby's eyes for the first time and forget all these stresses.. You'll be fine mama. Don't worry. But give up this ciggies. I can speak from experience to low birthweight babies. YOu don't want to mess with that risk.


* I know you don't feel ready, but you're strong. This is the hand you were dealt and I know you'll accept it in time.
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i havent smoked in 3 days... thats the best i can do considering ive only known for 2 days..
 
Steve French

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Ah, my mother smoked a pack a day when I was in the womb. Other than a few weird growths and being born prematurely, I turned out fine.
 
Hookabelly

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sunni said:
i havent smoked in 3 days... thats the best i can do considering ive only known for 2 days..
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Good for you. Have you ever quit before? I'm only asking b/c I wonder if it's like other cravings where you stop wanting it after it's out of your system for a few days. You're orally fixated. Chew gum or blow your new hubby:bigjoint:
 
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