Just for you guys,
True story.
Dreamed the wife and I were having a threesome with some chick I dint recognize.
The chick got all weird and left the room.
I continued to pursue the wife but she was just staring off into space.
When I inquired she said she was scared shitless and that something was in the room with us.
About then the unseen force paralyzed me with fear.
I'm confused about religion but figured if evil was this real then good is too, The only thing I could do was try to pray, couldn't get my mouth to work so
I started straining as hard as I could to sing the yes Jesus loves me song.
Although it finally came bursting out it dint help but I kept singing.
I woke up all sweaty and shit, calmed down and went back to sleep.
One of those very vivid dreams, still clear in my mind.
I wake up this morning and my wife says? what did you dream about last night?
I played dumb and finally told me I was yelling the yes Jesus loves me tune with great feeling.
There are no atheists in foxholes or when the devil joins your threeway.
If you knew me this would be even funnier, I don't scare easily and when I do I rarely
start belting out Sunday school songs.
Anyway, yer welcome
