Confessions

[Unclebaldrick]

Sounds like a party I was at in '74

Playboy mansion on "Cosby Night"?

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL^

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Playboy mansion on "Cosby Night"?

 

[Pinworm]

I cupped a fart into my dogs face this morning.

 

[6ohMax]

I cupped a fart into my dogs face this morning.

protein farts FTMFW......chicken and brocolli

 

[leftyguitar]

OK, here is maybe an unexpected one.
In high school, and friend and i pulled a prank on a custodial employee. What we did was mean and hurtful. We were stupid kids, but we hurt the guy (emotionally not physically). I'm not telling details because it's too embarrassing... in that we were mean.
So that's it.

 

[charface]

I can only imagine you shoved a magnum magic marker up his ass and the lid came off.
Wait that may have happened to another guy,
nevermind

 

[Skuxx]

I've never flossed my teeth, and tooth pick people bother me

 

[UncleBuck]

i troll for women on animal planet's puppy camera forums.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I fell in love with @UncleBuck but then he broke my heart by being a dillhole.

 

[april]

My sister in law is a filthy whore...in 8 days she showered twice. ..washed her hair on day 7...spend the entire 8 day's in a string bikini. ..no she doesn't wax....this evening she decided it was OK to sit in my living room wearing only panties and a fucking wife beater ...she's currently spread eagle picking her nasty toes...my post vacation email reminding her that pants should be worn in front on my guy..or anywhere I see her in my home seems like something I shouldn't need to explain to a 42 yr old female. ..seriously who does this!!!!!

 

[charface]

My sister in law is a filthy whore...in 8 days she showered twice. ..washed her hair on day 7...spend the entire 8 day's in a string bikini. ..no she doesn't wax....this evening she decided it was OK to sit in my living room wearing only panties and a fucking wife beater ...she's currently spread eagle picking her nasty toes...my post vacation email reminding her that pants should be worn in front on my guy..or anywhere I see her in my home seems like something I shouldn't need to explain to a 42 yr old female. ..seriously who does this!!!!!

got any pix?

 

[Singlemalt]

^^^^^ I second that. Pics for the righteous anger

 

[Flaming Pie]

Take pictures and threaten to post them on face book if she doesn't take a shower every day or every other day next time. She also must wear shorts/pants unless she is going to the beach in 10 min.

 

[Singlemalt]

And she has to shave, Bare or a well-designed and manicured landing strip

 

[Flaming Pie]

Wearing a thong and not shaving just seems silly to me. Unless she is looking to attract furries.

 

[Singlemalt]

Oh yeah!! Lemon. When she is slouching, spread eagle in the lounge chair, the scent of lemon must emanate from there

 

[Flaming Pie]

Oh yeah!! Lemon. When she is slouching, spread eagle in the lounge chair, the scent of lemon must emanate from there

Pledge.

 

[Singlemalt]

^^^^Prolly'd work. But she must be the locus, rather her crotch. A nodal point of lemon essence

 

[charface]

Wearing a thong and not shaving just seems silly to me. Unless she is looking to attract furries.

she can scoot around on the floor and clean cracker crumbs and whatnot