Drug Test, Need help, anyone use synthetic urine?

qwizoking

qwizoking

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What?
Of course thc is looked for?
I dont understand you dave..whatever bad experience with drug testing in your childhood you had, dont let it transfer here..
No reason to spread fearful ignorance.

I helped to develop many upcoming legal synthetic cannabinoid applications...i assure you they drug tested me for it and any and every metabolite of anything..
 
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bravedave

bravedave

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qwizoking said:
What?
Of course thc is looked for?
I dont understand you dave..whatever bad experience with drug testing in your childhood you had, dont let it transfer here..
No reason to spread fearful ignorance.

I helped to develop many upcoming legal synthetic cannabinoid applications...i assure you they drug tested me for it
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I see you discovered Google and found out I was right and editted your post. I guess you did understand me...asshole. So, yeah, NOT testing for THC but testing for the metabolites created by it. There are over 80 different THC metabolites with the shortest halflife of any one being approximately 20 hours with the majority having most real "chemists" saying they can detect any marijuana use for 12 days. Now that you have looked up metabolites you also might want to look up half-life. Even if they were testing for actual THC, its halflife ranges from a couple hours to 60. Even taking about the mid-point (30. Hour halflife)you would have more than 25% of your original THC in your body after 48 hours. So yeah, BS. Facts are not to be feared. Caution in this area is probably not a bad thing.
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Im not gonnna read any more from you, you can be the only person on my ignore . All i added was as well as any and every metabolite..so i wouldnt have to keep going into this

Cearly that didnt work as youve attempted to google and came back 45 minutes later lol. Thats a good troll. (Now quit projecting)

Why would i look up the half life right now when i told you what it was weeks ago in the last conversation. Im guessing you dont understand at all why it varies from 1.6hrs to 60 lmao. Its half life is about 2 hours. Fat metabolism skews results in crappier methods

I feel for you i do. Not sure what psychological problem is going on in there but im done here.

Anyway back to the op, i get drug tested monthly aaand still have a job, synthetic piss works fine. If you have some time you can pass using yours
Dueces

Well i waited a few minutes..ignore is set
 
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bravedave

bravedave

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qwizoking said:
Im not gonnna read any more from you, you can be the only person on my ignore . All i added was as well as any and every metabolite..so i wouldnt have to keep going into this

Cearly that didnt work as youve attempted to google and came back 45 minutes later lol. Thats a good troll. (Now quit projecting)

Why would i look up the half life right now when i told you what it was weeks ago in the last conversation. Im guessing you dont understand at all why it varies from 1.6hrs to 60 lmao. Its half life is about 2 hours. Fat metabolism skews results in crappier methods

I feel for you i do. Not sure what psychological problem is going on in there but im done here.

Anyway back to the op, i get drug tested monthly aaand still have a job, synthetic piss works fine. If you have some time you can pass using yours
Dueces

Well i waited a few minutes..ignore is set
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Oh well. Yeah, I certainly can be done with you. Its a first for me too. Who gets upset again? In any case, if you are cleaning up in 48 hours you might want to invest in a new strain...mine sticks to me like gum.
 
Tim Fox

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bravedave said:
Mr. Fox,

I am sure some of the synthetics are fine, but if it is scheduled and without supervision, I suggest using a non-smoking friend or relatives real stuff. Here is what I did...

https://www.rollitup.org/t/passed-drug-test-but.863696/

It was easy.
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hey, do you get the from your friend the day of the test,, or do you have a supply on hand from your friend, and how do you store it, do you freeze it?,, do you refreidgerate it, do you heat the friends urine in the microwave first,, your help is apreciated, thanks
 
jerryb73

jerryb73

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I've used the synthetic I posted a link to twice and would use again if need be.. I'm a 27 year smoker and took and passed MANY test.. Never failed one actually mostly without synthetic as this was new to me until I stumbled across it.. Detoxing has never been something I'm a fan of..lol.. Good luck mr. Fox
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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churchhaze said:
I have a few vials of synthetic urine that worked for me in the past. Not sure where I got it from, but it was in 2007. Worked no problem when I had to use it then. I think they test for urea, creatinine, salinity, and some other stuff to see if it's "real".

I can tell you that synthetic urine is definitely the way to go over those tonics that say they clear out your system.
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Thanks Churchhaze, I ordered some of that quick fix plus 6.1 that has all the new ingrediants , I am also asking others about how they use human urine, how they store it , stuff like that, my wife doesnt smoke, but I dont know if they test the urine for male/female, she is not prego, but I am going to practice using the synthetic here at home, as if I am at the testing location, so I am used to wearing it, walking with it, and test the bathroom procedure over and over, so i am smooth at getting it done at home, so if I am asked do to it at work, i am ready, when I was hired they sent me to a clinic , i was not asked to strip, just empty pockets, the lady stood outside the door, she could hear me pissing i am sure, and I was told to not flush the toilet, so all i need to do is get the procedure down pat , because if they test again they will probably send employees to the same place
 
Tim Fox

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jerryb73 said:
I've used the synthetic I posted a link to twice and would use again if need be.. I'm a 27 year smoker and took and passed MANY test.. Never failed one actually mostly without synthetic as this was new to me until I stumbled across it.. Detoxing has never been something I'm a fan of..lol.. Good luck mr. Fox
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hey Jerry, is your link here?,, can you tell me which synthetic you use,, thanks for helping on this thread, the more people who i know are not advertisers here who have used synthetic really gives me a good feeling about going forward with it
Hey Jerrry I found your link on the first page, is the product link i posted the same as you used, looks like it, I think the company has several web pages maybe?
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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jerryb73 said:
I've used the synthetic I posted a link to twice and would use again if need be.. I'm a 27 year smoker and took and passed MANY test.. Never failed one actually mostly without synthetic as this was new to me until I stumbled across it.. Detoxing has never been something I'm a fan of..lol.. Good luck mr. Fox
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hey Jerry this is the stuff I ordered, is it the same as you used http://www.quickfixsynthetic.com/product/quick-fix-6-1-plus/
 
bravedave

bravedave

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Tim Fox said:
hey, do you get the from your friend the day of the test,, or do you have a supply on hand from your friend, and how do you store it, do you freeze it?,, do you refreidgerate it, do you heat the friends urine in the microwave first,, your help is apreciated, thanks
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Oh shit! Your wife doesn't smoke!!?! Use hers, they DO NOT test for gender!!! The test I took that I linked to was using female piss. I have "heard" that refridgerated will last a month and frozen a year in any case. I don't think microwaving to heat it up is a good idea.
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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bravedave said:
Oh shit! Your wife doesn't smoke!!?! Use hers, they DO NOT test for gender!!! The test I took that I linked to was using female piss. I have "heard" that refridgerated will last a month and frozen a year in any case. I don't think microwaving to heat it up is a good idea.
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now I need to do some digging about using human urine, especailly storing it, and getting it to body temp the best way, in case she is not home when I need the urine,
 
jerryb73

jerryb73

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I don't know about real urine but I did microwave the synthetic for bout 20 to get to temp before I strapped to legg just incase it wasn't to temp when I took test.. I figured I could cool it a little if I needed but wasn't sure how long it would take to heat up if it was under temp.. I actually went in and pulled it out and the temp was a little higher than the range so I took the top off and swished it around till temp dropped then I poured it into specimen container.. Voila temp in range, passed test
 
jerryb73

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Also remember that if u are asked what medication u are on the answer is NONE.. Cuz there will be none in your sample..
 
bravedave

bravedave

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jerryb73 said:
I don't know about real urine but I did microwave the synthetic for bout 20 to get to temp before I strapped to legg just incase it wasn't to temp when I took test.. I figured I could cool it a little if I needed but wasn't sure how long it would take to heat up if it was under temp.. I actually went in and pulled it out and the temp was a little higher than the range so I took the top off and swished it around till temp dropped then I poured it into specimen container.. Voila temp in range, passed test
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Good to know...
 
SNDBLOP

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I passed a few tests using P-Sure that I got from a local smoke shop for about $25. It comes with a bottle that has a thermometer, hand warmer and enough synthetic urine for about 2 tests. As long as u keep in a certain temp range you should be good to go.
 
DoctorJackalope

DoctorJackalope

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I had a relative pee in a ziplock bag, then I put it inside a second ziplock bag and kept it in my underwear until I got there for temperature reasons. I've used refrigerated clean urine once, I simply warmed it up by leaving it in the car (it was warm that day) and then stashing it in my underwear.
I've also had good luck with Urineluck.

Somebody mentioned this, but I NEVER throw the bottle away in the bathroom. If they sweep the bathroom after each person leaves it's too easy to get caught.
 
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