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gold fish

whitebb2727

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So, um yea. I gots me some gold fish. They are 4 years old. So I looked it up and apparently these things can live to 20 years old.

I got stoned and fed them the other day. Sometimes stoned I just sit and watch them. I'm like wow will I feed these things for 20 years? Its not like you love a fish. I mean it was kinda sad one died here a little while back.

I mean a 20 year time of feeding a pet of any kind would impart some sadness would it not?

I don't know. Just rambling.
 

hempyninja309

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My buddy won a gold fish at a carnival and it lived like 10 years lol. We used to always drop a few weed crumbs in its tank whenever we would smoke.
 

Growan

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I had a zombie goldfish called Hook Hook. Well, it was a black Moor and it was my son's. His brother killed it with a ceramic Buddha and his guts fell out but he recovered. Then I put too much fungicide in the water and killed him again but he respawned.

It was all quite freaky
 
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Jimmyjonestoo

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I got one of these creepy fucks in our living room. Simple tank. Full of live plants and driftwood. I'll get high and stare into the tank. Pretty cool. I always imagine that I'm under my canoe seeing what's really going on down there. Mother fucker plays on the air bubbles like a dog rolls in the grass. Gotta be the funniest shit ice ever seen.
 

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Flaming Pie

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I like looking at fish but I don't like taking care of the tank.

I'd rather scoop cat/dog poop than be dealing with smelly fish water.
 

whitebb2727

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I'm thinking of building my own tank in a shelf built into a wall. Fiberglass it and put a glass front on it. There is a glass shop up the rd that will cut the glass for me.
 

WeedFreak78

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Man i won a goldfish at a local fair when i was like 6..i ended up giving it away when i moved at 14..it was friggan huge..i really think i got something other than a goldfish..i don't think it would have fit in a 8"skillet. I have a 60gal and a 100gal tank in the basement. i keep thinking of setting one up..then i remember how i never maintain a tank and it ends up looking like a pond in my living room..before i took the 60gal down i had 2 channel cats that were in the neighborhood of 14" long..you couldn't see them in the tank unless they were against the glass the water was so brown..
 

Trousers

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You sure you didn't get a koi?
They get big quick. A goldfish even with good food will take a few years to get any real size.
I hjad two koi in my 800 gallon pond and had to give them away 2 years later, they got nearly 2 feet.

Now that's a little presumptuous like many of your remarks.
The koi pond sounds interesting, i won't lie.
You follow me around and tag me.
You call me gay.
It is weird.

I'm going to put a small island in the middle for wild ducks. They look dumb swimming around in my small pond.
 

abe supercro

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NEVER called you gay, don't lie brother. I refereed to you as queer -once- because your behavior is odd. take your medicine.
 

Trousers

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So you did not mean queer as in gay?

lol

Go back and read dumb dumb.
I am thinking about your balls right now.
 
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