OMFG

dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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I sometimes like to eat before bed. Makes it easier to sleep. Tonight I ate a bowl of granola and just as I'm getting into bed I notice this guy on the wall. Biggest fricken spider I've seen outside of a zoo. I had to catch the dam thing and let it outside cuz if I didn't I wont sleep at all tonight knowing its in my room somewhere plotting on me.
Turns out its a crab spider. Not even poisonous. Painful bite though. If it came to that.
Couple weeks ago I found a bark scorpion when I made a late night run to the fridge. Glad I had my sandals on. Dam things are awful painful if you get stung. Here's a pic of that too. Ima be awake for a while now. Sheeeeit.
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LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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stinkyjoe said:
@LetsGetCritical knows shit about tis shit , he lives in Australia where all spiders and shit come from .


he also doesn't care :)
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yeah i'll respond to that. I was sleeping in the donga at our 1500 acre beef cattle farm once and got out of bed in the middle of the night and stood on a 10 foot south west carpet python that had got in through a crack in the wall. But we have big spiders, scorpions, snakes, dropbears and sharks here too :)

 
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stinkyjoe

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LetsGetCritical said:
yeah i'll respond to that. I was sleeping in the donga at our 1500 acre beef cattle farm once and got out of bed in the middle of the night and stood on a 10 foot south west carpet python that had got in through a crack in the wall. But we have big spiders, scorpions, snakes, dropbears and sharks here too :)

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how big was the crack in the wall?
 
vro

vro

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when i was driving today i saw a guy with a hilary for america bumper sticker and another one next to it saying his child was an a+ student at some elementary school nobody gives a shit about. i was just thinking about what a pussy whipped bitch he was and how his wife just controls him and uses him for money after she fucked tons of guys in her 20s and had to settle down with a beta provider. what a joke
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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anzohaze said:
We have wolf spiders here and they get pretty big I'll say what legs roughly 3 inches while.walking They are all over the place but they kill lots of things other spiders insects etc. I don't like spiders but I don't always kill them.
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Aren't wolf spiders SUPER scary and poisonous?

I feel like I remember them from a Steven King book. Desolate? Des...something...

DESPERATION

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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I normally don't kill spiders, I even let them live in my grow room. But last summer I let this medium-sized brown spider live and it multiplied like crazy. The real problem was that these things were retarded: they would hang from the ceiling right in front of your face, crawl on us every change they got, never built a web to catch things, and drowned in any standing water. We'd find them in the toilet, kitchen sink soaking the dishes, even just a standing glass of water. We killed all of those, they somehow slipped through the natural selection process. Stupid ass spiders...
 
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