unclebucks avatar is my bitch hahaha

RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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theexpress said:
You mean dudes"bitch" ;)
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Honestly, when I read the title of the thread, I interpreted it to mean that he had made UncleBucks avatar his bitch. Or something of that nature. It didn't occur to me that he was speaking about someone he actually cared about and he was saying UncleBucks avatar is a picture of my girlfriend. And then these tiny little sentences with no syntax or punctuation made it very difficult for me. I was studying late, and my brain was fried, and I thought that UncleBucks avatar was HIS wife, because the only pictures I ever got of his wife...well. I wouldn't recognize her face, let's just put it that way. I'm not by any means on anyone's side here, except to say that I think pictures of family members should be off limits, no matter who it is. I don't think Buck should do it to Gunner or vice versa.
 
theexpress

theexpress

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RainbowBrite86 said:
Honestly, when I read the title of the thread, I interpreted it to mean that he had made UncleBucks avatar his bitch. Or something of that nature. It didn't occur to me that he was speaking about someone he actually cared about and he was saying UncleBucks avatar is a picture of my girlfriend. And then these tiny little sentences with no syntax or punctuation made it very difficult for me. I was studying late, and my brain was fried, and I thought that UncleBucks avatar was HIS wife, because the only pictures I ever got of his wife...well. I wouldn't recognize her face, let's just put it that way. I'm not by any means on anyone's side here, except to say that I think pictures of family members should be off limits, no matter who it is. I don't think Buck should do it to Gunner or vice versa.
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You got pics of bucks wife? Let me see what that Hooker looks like.. pm me them. I thought I was the only one who pm people dirty picture s
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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theexpress said:
I get laid pretty regularly.. it's not pent up sexual frustration.. I'm just an old fashioned asshole. I can be exceptionaly charming when I want something from you though
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Like Vagina?

I know this about you...

I pay attention.

You have a big peen don't you? Some guys with a big peen have a certain attitude. It's warranted some of the time. I think if women throw themselves at you, you start to not appreciate the magic and whimsy that is Vagina, and take it for granted.

Congrats on being born with a big dick though - YOU EARNED IT!

hahahahah
 
theexpress

theexpress

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Yessica... said:
Like Vagina?

I know this about you...

I pay attention.

You have a big peen don't you? Some guys with a big peen have a certain attitude. It's warranted some of the time. I think if women throw themselves at you, you start to not appreciate the magic and whimsy that is Vagina, and take it for granted.

Congrats on being born with a big dick though - YOU EARNED IT!

hahahahah
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Meh.... I'm only on the larger side of avg. Nothing to brag about.. ;)
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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theexpress said:
Meh.... I'm only on the larger side of avg. Nothing to brag about.. ;)
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Well it's clearly working for you, if you're getting laid on the regular and not by a monogamous girlfriend/ wife.

You have to have game to be single and get laid. And guys with bigger dicks usually have more game because that comes with confidence.

And confidence is hot.

Disrespecting women isn't, but I never gave 2 shits if my guy friends called the girls they were banging sluts, or bitches, or whatever. They probably were. But they never talked that way about the women they eventually fell in love with and got married to.

I don't remember what I was saying...

Are you two going to make out now?
 
theexpress

theexpress

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I call my Dick the confession stick. Cuz women open up to me and tell me all kinds of Shit I don't care to know. Like. Getting raped when they were younger or how there cheating on there bf with me. All kinds of Shit I don't care about you know
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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theexpress said:
Cuz women open up to me and tell me all kinds of Shit I don't care to know. Like. Getting raped when they were younger or how there cheating on there bf with me. All kinds of Shit I don't care about you know
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"I can't have sex with your child hood dreams, I can't stick my FIST in your college degree, so why you sharing all this stuff with me? SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS"


EDIT: So you have never been in love @theexpress ?
 
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