Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[charface]

swear to god.
I sleep with my underwear on so flies dont lay eggs in my butt.

socrates

 

[charface]

magott butt

 

[mr sunshine]

i cheated on riu with faceplace.
there I said it!
I figured they are family so they should get my load.
problem they are boring as fuck. lol

WHORE...




















ill lick your asshole and jerk you off, if you stay.

 

[charface]

member hulk hogan hit his head and became evil

 

[charface]

dude Im so staying.

 

[Pinworm]

I vote we all just touch wieners with each other.

 

[charface]

so are the numbers up or down here now.
Cant find question mark

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I've got one of these! Cost me €80 but of course this is less than having to hand over the weed to the police. Lol. I use it all the time. My friends are happy to take the metro with the bags too.

Anything that leaves my house is vac sealed. My roommate got a dui with a zip in his car, they never found it. Smell can and will give them probable cause, fuck that.
My personals stays in a jar, even if I take some with me to work or whatever, it's air tight.
I've walked into stores with zips in my pockets and no one knew, not even me, until I reach for money and there it is.

 

[charface]

Sunni even ypou would be proud.
All four cats are fixed, on a special diet and I have spent a ton keeping the loser of the bunch alive cause I love her.

 

[charface]

Anything that leaves my house is vac sealed. My roommate got a dui with a zip in his car, they never found it. Smell can and will give them probable cause, fuck that.
My personals stays in a jar, even if I take some with me to work or whatever, it's air tight, fuck the police.
I've walked into stores with zips in my pockets and no one knew, not even me, until I reach for money and there it is.

Even though Im as legal as it gets I still suffer these feelings.
Its getting better though.
\Its like driving on suspended for years.
You never get used to it. lol

 

[charface]

I can interupt any convo. Go ahead start one!!

 

[charface]

Bahaaaa, Charface got hammered n logged on.
You have a three minute ask me anything.
10:53 west coast

 

[Pinworm]

I can interupt any convo. Go ahead start one!!

I was thinking about piercing my urethra. Bitches love pierced urethras!

 

[Pinworm]

....wait, that wasn't a question.

 

[charface]

Similiar but only my uterus flipped so even intercourse with a below lenght penis
hurt.
The guy that gave me the abortion taught me to flip it back wit my finners.
True story.

He was a realist and a dr

 

[Flaming Pie]

Confused, and a little scared, but I think I like it.

Welcome back Charface.

 

[sunni]

twooooo more days!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hookabelly]

morning bitches.
hope you are all well.
been lurking again. just got burnt on the internet.
A good case of broad mites ate my junk.
hopefully karma and I are cool.
other than that life is good.

OMG!! So glad to see you around man!!

 

[Flaming Pie]

She slapped the shit outta him.

She was like I didn't raise MY son to be a criminal!!! What the hell are you doing!!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

morning bitches.
hope you are all well.
been lurking again. just got burnt on the internet.
A good case of broad mites ate my junk.
hopefully karma and I are cool.
other than that life is good.

Uck, broad mites. Sorry man. I know I am not alone in hoping you bounce back from that quickly. Nice to hear from you. You got me totally hooked on those tinted Ball jars.