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Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Pinworm said:
That's sounds awesome though. Have fun, dude!
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Out of the blue...

The wife and I showed up to a burlesque offshoot in which burlesque girls posed while you draw them. It was a pretty stupid idea but the precursor to "unclothed women who read books to you" (don't need them bitches googling this). For some reason, she was peaved with one of them and decided that the proper way to how this was that we dressed up like stereotypical Frenchman. It is hard for me to understand the appeal of this idea today, but I am glad we did it. Looking back, a considerable effort went into it - I even obtained a beret with "Rusty" embroidered on it. There were baguettes and fake mustaches. Horizontal striped shirts. I wore vintage US Navy bell bottoms (great fucking pants). And of course, curly mustaches.

So we showed up late and got a seat way off to the side, but close. Toooooo close. When the diva of this city's burlesque scene came out (the peevee) and posed at the table three feet away, our off-center angle meant that the most prominent thing we could see was her tampon string hanging out of her fishnets.

We found it hysterical. Somewhere around here are the drawings we made. String is hard to draw. We were pretty drunk.
 
Me & My friend

Me & My friend

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sunni said:
ya the times is pretty awesome they feed you a meal you watch the show, pretty neat its ina castle lol
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last time I visited, the king unhappily approached & actually had me thrown in the dungeon because I refused to wear a section crown . "I'm not worthy". I quickly submitted so they fed & entertained me.
Had a really great time......... hope you enjoy!
 
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iamnobody

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Uhg.... Got be up for work in 5 hours and have to do a double shift.

Cut my help early. One because we didn't need him, the other had a family issue.

Don't mind cutting him. Was only an extra half hour of work without him.
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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I have finals Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and then I am out!! (For a couple of weeks anyway lol.) But you could not possibly know how much I need this. These bitches (I call them "the other clique", there's 2 cliques in our class.) have had their teeth sunk into me since the 2nd week of class and I have had the CRAZIEST shit blamed on me. One woman (woman. She is 40.) said I attacked her in the hallway. Only thing that saved me was the cameras that she was blissfully unaware of until she made that accusation. One said I painted her truck window with bingo daubers. Turns out it was her best friends kids, but she never bothered to clear my name from that even after she found out. Then they said I tried to break their locker with a PERM ROD. It is impossible. It didn't happen. One said I threw her purse away. It was questionable whether or not she actually did that herself. She's a pill popper and her purse was full of pills, and actually that's all she cared about. She had lost her pills. Anyway she found the purse in the trash. There's ALWAYS something going on where I said this or I said that because so and so from Joe Schmoe said it but they can never actually "name" Joe Schmoe so we can go to the source. There is no Joe Schmoe. They make these things up. AND THHHEEEEN when all of that failed (see, the point was to have me kicked out) one of them said I had her followed, drugged, and tried to have her killed. That one blew up in flames when literally every detail she provided couldn't have possibly been true. Like she actually wanted to have me arrested. I have *never* dealt with this amount of drama in my life. And these are not young girls. These are 30-40 year old women. The craziest bunch of imbeciles ever. I will graduate. They will not stop me from graduating and they will not stop me from being successful and MAYBE if they put half as much effort into studying instead of trying to have me removed, they wouldn't be two steps from failing the damn class anyway.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I have finals Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and then I am out!! (For a couple of weeks anyway lol.) But you could not possibly know how much I need this. These bitches (I call them "the other clique", there's 2 cliques in our class.) have had their teeth sunk into me since the 2nd week of class and I have had the CRAZIEST shit blamed on me. One woman (woman. She is 40.) said I attacked her in the hallway. Only thing that saved me was the cameras that she was blissfully unaware of until she made that accusation. One said I painted her truck window with bingo daubers. Turns out it was her best friends kids, but she never bothered to clear my name from that even after she found out. Then they said I tried to break their locker with a PERM ROD. It is impossible. It didn't happen. One said I threw her purse away. It was questionable whether or not she actually did that herself. She's a pill popper and her purse was full of pills, and actually that's all she cared about. She had lost her pills. Anyway she found the purse in the trash. There's ALWAYS something going on where I said this or I said that because so and so from Joe Schmoe said it but they can never actually "name" Joe Schmoe so we can go to the source. There is no Joe Schmoe. They make these things up. AND THHHEEEEN when all of that failed (see, the point was to have me kicked out) one of them said I had her followed, drugged, and tried to have her killed. That one blew up in flames when literally every detail she provided couldn't have possibly been true. Like she actually wanted to have me arrested. I have *never* dealt with this amount of drama in my life. And these are not young girls. These are 30-40 year old women. The craziest bunch of imbeciles ever. I will graduate. They will not stop me from graduating and they will not stop me from being successful and MAYBE if they put half as much effort into studying instead of trying to have me removed, they wouldn't be two steps from failing the damn class anyway.
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jealous bitches be hatin
 
april

april

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I have finals Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and then I am out!! (For a couple of weeks anyway lol.) But you could not possibly know how much I need this. These bitches (I call them "the other clique", there's 2 cliques in our class.) have had their teeth sunk into me since the 2nd week of class and I have had the CRAZIEST shit blamed on me. One woman (woman. She is 40.) said I attacked her in the hallway. Only thing that saved me was the cameras that she was blissfully unaware of until she made that accusation. One said I painted her truck window with bingo daubers. Turns out it was her best friends kids, but she never bothered to clear my name from that even after she found out. Then they said I tried to break their locker with a PERM ROD. It is impossible. It didn't happen. One said I threw her purse away. It was questionable whether or not she actually did that herself. She's a pill popper and her purse was full of pills, and actually that's all she cared about. She had lost her pills. Anyway she found the purse in the trash. There's ALWAYS something going on where I said this or I said that because so and so from Joe Schmoe said it but they can never actually "name" Joe Schmoe so we can go to the source. There is no Joe Schmoe. They make these things up. AND THHHEEEEN when all of that failed (see, the point was to have me kicked out) one of them said I had her followed, drugged, and tried to have her killed. That one blew up in flames when literally every detail she provided couldn't have possibly been true. Like she actually wanted to have me arrested. I have *never* dealt with this amount of drama in my life. And these are not young girls. These are 30-40 year old women. The craziest bunch of imbeciles ever. I will graduate. They will not stop me from graduating and they will not stop me from being successful and MAYBE if they put half as much effort into studying instead of trying to have me removed, they wouldn't be two steps from failing the damn class anyway.
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This is why I most of my friends are male....
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I have finals Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and then I am out!! (For a couple of weeks anyway lol.) But you could not possibly know how much I need this. These bitches (I call them "the other clique", there's 2 cliques in our class.) have had their teeth sunk into me since the 2nd week of class and I have had the CRAZIEST shit blamed on me. One woman (woman. She is 40.) said I attacked her in the hallway. Only thing that saved me was the cameras that she was blissfully unaware of until she made that accusation. One said I painted her truck window with bingo daubers. Turns out it was her best friends kids, but she never bothered to clear my name from that even after she found out. Then they said I tried to break their locker with a PERM ROD. It is impossible. It didn't happen. One said I threw her purse away. It was questionable whether or not she actually did that herself. She's a pill popper and her purse was full of pills, and actually that's all she cared about. She had lost her pills. Anyway she found the purse in the trash. There's ALWAYS something going on where I said this or I said that because so and so from Joe Schmoe said it but they can never actually "name" Joe Schmoe so we can go to the source. There is no Joe Schmoe. They make these things up. AND THHHEEEEN when all of that failed (see, the point was to have me kicked out) one of them said I had her followed, drugged, and tried to have her killed. That one blew up in flames when literally every detail she provided couldn't have possibly been true. Like she actually wanted to have me arrested. I have *never* dealt with this amount of drama in my life. And these are not young girls. These are 30-40 year old women. The craziest bunch of imbeciles ever. I will graduate. They will not stop me from graduating and they will not stop me from being successful and MAYBE if they put half as much effort into studying instead of trying to have me removed, they wouldn't be two steps from failing the damn class anyway.
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What the fuck kinda school do you go to?
 
TripleMindedGee5150

TripleMindedGee5150

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Man why do women take so damn long to get ready?! I know not all but most of them in MY life do. JEEBUS CRIMONEY

I did the whole baseball game today ( my kid pitched) , Smoked before that, drank a tall can. Left the the game early and I'm the assistant coach- still have time to post. And still waiting. DIOS FUCKIN MIO
 
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