Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[kinetic]

Balls out bitches.

 

[kinetic]

I always wanted to go to an asian massage parlor. Not for the hand job but I want to find one that has the fish that eat the dead skin off your feet.

 

[Yessica...]

I always wanted to go to an asian massage parlor. Not for the hand job but I want to find one that has the fish that eat the dead skin off your feet.

 

[kinetic]

Marijuanas. Because any thing that asks 'wanna?' in it's word structure has to be ok

 

[kinetic]

Would totally try that. I've also never had sex with an asian woman. I would also totally try that.

 

[Yessica...]

Would totally try that. I've also never had sex with an asian woman. I would also totally try that.

How dead set are you on the "woman" part?

 

[kinetic]

and mescaline. I want to try mescaline.

 

[kinetic]

How dead set are you on the "woman" part?

Pretty dead set at this point in my life. If you're into trannies that's cool, but I'm a bit intense when it comes to the sex and I know what I like and want to find out what she likes too.

 

[kinetic]

If you dig deep enough through my 7,000 posts or so there are a couple of sex stories. Also one food service story that I received a bit of misdirected hate messages from.

 

[kinetic]

Though I'm on some sort of "kinetic is an asshole now blacklist" here at RIU.

 

[kinetic]

I'm afraid of dying in a car accident. I think that would be a horrible way to go. I've been hit by a car as a pedestrian, and hit head on at 30mph. I don't want to die in some twisted metal. My grandfather went out in a bed with his daughter holding his hand telling him it would be ok. He was a great man, a high ranking officer in the greatest generation. It was a nice piece of dignity in a less than dignified setting for him.

 

[kinetic]

Stream of consciousness. Kinetic Spam

 

[Yessica...]

If you dig deep enough through my 7,000 posts or so there are a couple of sex stories. Also one food service story that I received a bit of misdirected hate messages from.

I'm better when someone gives me the link, I only like playing detective when it comes to tatters and peen. Or get Uncle Buck to find it, he's got some kind of quoting Asperger's or something. Sounds funny though.

Stream of consciousness. Kinetic Spam

hahah, You write many posts of one line each. Maybe write a big one. For fun. haha

Just sayin...

 

[Dyna808]

Cocaine+Vicodin+wax dabs+fireball = someones getting fucked in the ass tonight

 

[WHATFG]

People who are bored, are boring.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'd like to lick her lollipop.



























and by lollipop I mean penis, I just want to be clear on that.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

"some people was born in heaven
with a silver spoon in they mouth
and had everything handed to them on a silver platter
and never had to work hard for nothing
Then there are some people that was born in the opposite world
of those that was born in heaven, which is called hell
and had to work hard for everything they got
and never had nothing handed to them... and never will"

- Big L

 

[SwarthySchlong]

About to literally kill some oatmeal

 

[Yessica...]

@Football, I just hope you know that everyone was on their best behaviour the last 24 hours in the naughty thread. Except for, well you know who.

Please don't punish us all for one jerk face's jerky faces.

I like it there and I want to go back soon.

Thank you very much - you're great!

 

[WHATFG]

@Football, I just hope you know that everyone was on their best behaviour the last 24 hours in the naughty thread. Except for, well you know who.

Please don't punish us all for one jerk face's jerky faces.

I like it there and I want to go back soon.

Thank you very much - you're great!

I guess he accomplished the mission eh?