corrupt-a-wish game

[2004play]

This enhances, not corrupts my wish…SEE OP's rules on post #1

i fixed it, better?

 

[Hookabelly]

i fixed it, better?

Much thank you

 

[Pinworm]

Wish granted but there always very wet
& stinky Causing you to slip & fall face first on Pinworms groin at the nude beach



I wish all my plants yielded
About a pound

Wish Granted. They all produce about a pound of stressed-out-seeded-schwag.

I wish I could have meaningful conversations with animals.

 

[Hookabelly]

Wish Granted. They all produce about a pound of stressed-out-seeded-schwag.

I wish I could have meaningful conversations with animals.

wish granted… You are a regular Dr. Doolittle now. Only problem is they disagree with everything you say and refuse to talk to you.


I wish my neck would stop hurting.

 

[Pinworm]

wish granted… You are a regular Dr. Doolittle now. Only problem is they disagree with everything you say and refuse to talk to you.


I wish my neck would stop hurting.

Wish granted. **Poof** A bottle of Vicodin appears on your counter. You take 2 and enjoy a pain free evening. The next day, your neck doesn't hurt but you figure, hey, last night was fun, and take two more. 3 months later you are giving out $2 hand jobs by the dumpster behind the Jack in the Box to support your pill habit. Way to go.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[abe supercro]

wish granted. you understand and relate to all animals now, as do you also. all animals better understand you both now. i'll be right back

 

[Pinworm]

 

[2004play]

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Wish granted but unfortunately all the radiation has shrivelled your manhood to the size of a painted turtles penis and all the girls laugh at you

I wish all the hot university girls next door would come over and treat me like a sex slave

 

[MightyMike530]

calm the fuck down dummy we're obviously just talkin shit here, dont go gettin all vaginal son

There is no need to be upset.

 

[Gaiant]

I wish for a robot lawnmower to cut the grass and trim my buds.

 

[ebgood]

There is no need to be upset.

i know bro im just playin. dont ever take me seriously

 

[rory420420]

Wish granted but unfortunately all the radiation has shrivelled your manhood to the size of a painted turtles penis and all the girls laugh at you

I wish all the hot university girls next door would come over and treat me like a sex slave

Wish granted....

I wish Justin bieber would admit he's a stoner.

 

[2004play]

Lmao wish granted but after he admits he's a stoner he gives all his money away to a cult and moves in with you, he follows you around everywhere and singsoff tune cause he's so high

I wish I didn't go to the bar tonight and end up at this weird girls house who I can't remember her name nor find my shoes to sneak out

 

[cannawizard]

Lmao wish granted but after he admits he's a stoner he gives all his money away to a cult and moves in with you, he follows you around everywhere and singsoff tune cause he's so high

I wish I didn't go to the bar tonight and end up at this weird girls house who I can't remember her name nor find my shoes to sneak out

Wish granted.. You ditched the bar to hook-up with some weird chick named Brenda who told you she wants to stay a virgin so she only does anal. While you were trying to sneak out and look for your shoes, you accidentally find an old picture of Brenda-- back when she was still a guy named Brandon... Now your always at the bar crying and wishing you can forget her name~

I wish I had botox injections on my balls for a smoother look

 

[2004play]

That's it fuck the shoes I'm outta here

 

[rory420420]

Lmao wish granted but after he admits he's a stoner he gives all his money away to a cult and moves in with you, he follows you around everywhere and singsoff tune cause he's so high

I wish I didn't go to the bar tonight and end up at this weird girls house who I can't remember her name nor find my shoes to sneak out

Same girl!?!

 

[rory420420]

Wish granted.. You ditched the bar to hook-up with some weird chick named Brenda who told you she wants to stay a virgin so she only does anal. While you were trying to sneak out and look for your shoes, you accidentally find an old picture of Brenda-- back when she was still a guy named Brandon... Now your always at the bar crying and wishing you can forget her name~

I wish I had botox injections on my balls for a smoother look

Wish granted but mainliner Fry's em up and eats em with dijionaise..

I wish I had more dijionaise...

 

[rory420420]

That's it fuck the shoes I'm outta here

Wish granted,but you knocked her up and she gave you herp

 

[Pinworm]

Wish granted but mainliner Fry's em up and eats em with dijionaise..

I wish I had more dijionaise...

Um, ok. Wish Granted. Dijionaise is the only thing you are aloud to eat for the rest of your life.

I wish all the spammers on this site would die in a fire.

 

[bellcore]

You wish is granted, sort of. For only eight payments of 29.95 all spammers wish be put into a Set-it-and-forget-it rotisserie convection oven. Too good to be true? Wait, there is more! If you act now we will also include a mini chopper for sockpuppets (a $14 value.)

EDIT: and if you act within the next 12 hours we will throw in a set of 10 ginsu steak knives!

I wish my plants were bigger.