Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Yessica...]

I would find a stick and wedge it in the mouth like this
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Then I'd slither my way in between and start going to town on that Asian alligator vagina mouth!

It would be like fucking AND getting head at the same time.

You know you could just drug an alligator and have the exact same effect...

 

[ebgood]

i like to just read threads sometimes, might have a chime in, might not. im mostly into weed and titties, anything else im just like.. ok. i dont even get what half of yall be talkin bout alot of the time. but i am socially retarded so...

 

[panhead]

I'm wondering if the thread title will have people quietly skulking through every page of this thread, trying to find the money shot?

I knew better & skipped to the end , your not that kinda gal

Yrs back we had this nutty woman who emailed a bunch of us fully nude pics of herself including a Hustler type money shot , she had a thing for Fdd2blk & wanted sooooo badly to be a moderator , cant remember her name but she was a handfull .

 

[mainliner]

how old are the people who do the lurking thing ?
if iv got it right .

its only diffecult to join a thread when you don't know what people r on about i. Or your a teenage troll thingy .



im to stoned to be bothered today


us mature adults talk about mature adult shit stuff..

i shit my pants typing this

 

[mainliner]

theres loads of ways to join in a thread if your abit weary ...... I'll demonsrate

 

[Yessica...]

Fdd2blk

Either you just had a seizure or that's a member here?

emailed a bunch of us fully nude pics of herself including a Hustler type money shot , & wanted sooooo badly to be a moderator

Wait, are you saying nude pictures ISN'T a good way to land a job with responsibility?

Fuck...there goes my last dozen resumes...

 

[Gary Goodson]

You know you could just drug an alligator and have the exact same effect...

It's NOT the same thing!

That one has an Asian girl attached to it.

 

[mainliner]

I'm wondering if the thread title will have people quietly skulking through every page of this thread, trying to find the money shot?

lololol aww yessica thats sooooo funny lol

i love u

 

[see4]

Yessica... I think I would like to insert my penis into your vagina. How does that sound?

 

[Yessica...]

Yessica... I think I would like to insert my penis into your vagina. How does that sound?

This is just you jerking off thinking about my mythical vagina? I think it sounds funny...

 

[mainliner]

have you been lurking while you've been away yessy ?

 

[see4]

This is just you jerking off thinking about my mythical vagina? I think it sounds funny...

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Why think about your mythical vagina, when I can invite you over and I will eat your pussy for an hour before I make you cum while tapping that pussy the way you want it.

 

[Yessica...]

Don't know if I need the lure of fake pussy anymore, but I leave you at

VIEWS: 593

Or something. Have a good night!

 

[panhead]

Either you just had a seizure or that's a member here?

Fdd2blk or Fade to black if you will was the main moderator here yrs ago & pot roast was the boss mod , Fdd2blk has been gone for a few yrs but he's out now & a global moderator , he just isn't posting .

 

[see4]

Fdd2blk or Fade to black if you will was the main moderator here yrs ago & pot roast was the boss mod , Fdd2blk has been gone for a few yrs but he's out now & a global moderator , he just isn't posting .

i wonder if he's still making those shitty ass glass pipes. lol.

 

[Yessica...]

Why think about your mythical vagina, when I can invite you over and I will eat your pussy for an hour before I make you cum while tapping that pussy the way you want it.

You know, if I was to respond to that in depth, it would be more than likely that THIS is me:



You get that, right?

 

[ebgood]

Yessica... I think I would like to insert my penis into your vagina. How does that sound?

is that game?

serious question

 

[see4]

You know, if I was to respond to that in depth, it would be more than likely that THIS is me:

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You get that, right?

Could be. But you never know, I could be into old balding mustached men who have surgically implanted vagina's?

 

[see4]

is that game?

serious question

lmao! yes if it works, otherwise no.

 

[see4]

So? Yessica, how does that sound? Me inserting my bulbous purple penis inside your tight vagina canal?

Don't worry, I'm good looking.