rory420420
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Did it go well with crest,or are you a Colgate guy?Had a sonicare tooth brush up a exs ass once, came out very bloody...
I liked it.
Did it go well with crest,or are you a Colgate guy?Had a sonicare tooth brush up a exs ass once, came out very bloody...
I liked it.
I thought jalapeño ass was when you been drinking and eating hot shit and you got to stick the toilet paper in the freezer. Cause you know that shits going to burn. You ever have to pour milk on your bung hole?All up in yo ass
Say it out loud "jalapeño ass"
Every time mainliners mom tosses my salad..bitch stays at taco bell ..I thought jalapeño ass was when you been drinking and eating hot shit and you got to stick the toilet paper in the freezer. Cause you know that shits going to burn. You ever have to pour milk on your bung hole?
Noob!!
Once you've busted that ass open it'll stay open for a lil o. So she just had it all up in her ass aka jalapeño ass
I read that with southern drawl and it makes me laugh!Ya'll talking bout anal up in here?
I'm assuming you divorced your ex wife because she falsely advertised the brown eye?Who's into anal? I think I have an addiction to butt plowing women that I sleep with. Maybe this is a deeply hidden gay trait, I'm not sure.
When I was 17 I had a 25 year old girlfriend and she was a sexual freak. She was the first I ever experienced the back door on and from that day on it's something I've been into.
My ex wife was into it while we were dating but after we got married it stopped, her choice not mine. Kinda false advertising on her part.
I know it can be dirty and requires a shower immediately after but I still like it. Who's with me?