Have you ever faked an orgasm while masterbating?

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anzohaze

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a senile fungus said:
Now that's what I call service.

Give this gentlemen a round of applause!


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I don't need a round of applause just some free meds to stop the burning and itching... I have been with my old lady for 4 years now bro . I never wore a condom I juat.got the virgins did not have to worry about the stds
 
iconoclast

iconoclast

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a senile fungus said:
Cover yo dick man.

I work in the ER, you know how many cute girls have STDs? So many it'll boggle your mind.

Its amazing the ones that come in and say they don't know if they'll inform their partner about their STD because they're nervous about it. I straight up tell them they have a duty to disclose that, and that it's wrong of them not to.

I'd rather lose some sensation and have a dick with no rashes, blemishes, bumps, or leakages, thank you very much!

Seriously guys, soooo many girls come in for an STD check, and don't tell their boyfriends/spouses. Its an eye opener for me...

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I believe this but why do they go to the ER for an STD checkup? Seems a bit extreme. Also, they don't want to tell their BF's because they probably contracted it when they were cheating.
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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iconoclast said:
I believe this but why do they go to the ER for an STD checkup? Seems a bit extreme. Also, they don't want to tell their BF's because they probably contracted it when they were cheating.
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Therein lies a major contributing issue with healthcare. People using the emergency room for pregnancy and std checks. Happens alllll the time, but it gives me a job lol
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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a senile fungus said:
Cover yo dick man.

I work in the ER, you know how many cute girls have STDs? So many it'll boggle your mind.

Its amazing the ones that come in and say they don't know if they'll inform their partner about their STD because they're nervous about it. I straight up tell them they have a duty to disclose that, and that it's wrong of them not to.

I'd rather lose some sensation and have a dick with no rashes, blemishes, bumps, or leakages, thank you very much!

Seriously guys, soooo many girls come in for an STD check, and don't tell their boyfriends/spouses. Its an eye opener for me...

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Blah blah blah.
 
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Dyna Ryda

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whitebb2727 said:
Sounds like a night of booze and speed.
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yes sir and a few pills, I gave it a really good try but I just couldn't cum, so I faked it


I went in for a std check up the other day. They do it for free at the health dept. I don't think I have anything but I'm starting something back up and she wanted me to wear a condom and ......nvm to much.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Dyna Ryda said:
yes sir and a few pills, I gave it a really good try but I just couldn't cum, so I faked it


I went in for a std check up the other day. They do it for free at the health dept. I don't think I have anything but I'm starting something back up and she wanted me to wear a condom and ......nvm to much.
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You ever been on speed and you get ready to cum and it builds and build and builds then you have a orgasm that last for ever?

You know the type where if you were I. The bathroom you would black out fall and hit your head on the toilette.

Your sitting there with your face contorted for like a minute before you bust.
 
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Dyna Ryda

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whitebb2727 said:
You ever been on speed and you get ready to cum and it builds and build and builds then you have a orgasm that last for ever?

You know the type where if you were I. The bathroom you would black out fall and hit your head on the toilette.

Your sitting there with your face contorted for like a minute before you bust.
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Yeah, maybe, kinda but without the face into toilet thing. If I can have an orgasm while on coke and everything else it's crazy intense. Feels like you can shoot a hole straight though their uterus.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Dyna Ryda said:
Yeah, maybe, kinda but without the face into toilet thing. If I can have an orgasm while on coke and everything else it's crazy intense. Feels like you can shoot a hole straight though their uterus.
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I've never done the toilette thing either. I heard it on a stand up bit one time. But yea, blow a hole. I find them type orgasms can be so good they almost hurt.
 
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anzohaze

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Dyna Ryda said:
yes sir and a few pills, I gave it a really good try but I just couldn't cum, so I faked it


I went in for a std check up the other day. They do it for free at the health dept. I don't think I have anything but I'm starting something back up and she wanted me to wear a condom and ......nvm to much ..... ok I lied he wanted me to wear a condom because he was constipated and I was horny
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Please tell the truth it's the Internet you missed apart in your quote so I filled in the dots
 
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2paranoid

2paranoid

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Dyna Ryda said:
I faked an orgasm once, when I couldn't cum and I was tired of fucking this chick. I was covered in sweat and starting to get sore.
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same bro lol

she tried to hang in bed after I had to split to the bathroom because I would have been laying there with a hard on after I supposedly came hahahah smh
 
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