Have you ever faked an orgasm while masterbating?

Skuxx

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Cover yo dick man.

I work in the ER, you know how many cute girls have STDs? So many it'll boggle your mind.

Its amazing the ones that come in and say they don't know if they'll inform their partner about their STD because they're nervous about it. I straight up tell them they have a duty to disclose that, and that it's wrong of them not to.

I'd rather lose some sensation and have a dick with no rashes, blemishes, bumps, or leakages, thank you very much!

Seriously guys, soooo many girls come in for an STD check, and don't tell their boyfriends/spouses. Its an eye opener for me...

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I bet some people might get an STD and feel like an innocent victim or something, and then spread it purposely just to get revenge or whatever reason. Misery loves company. Maybe ones that got raped, or ones that got it because their partner wasn't honest either.

This chick claims to have gotten aids from being raped. Now she fucks dudes for revenge

http://newsone.com/2996292/kenyan-woman-hiv-revenge/

That story looks like she is a bitch... got drunk and fucked a dude... claims she doesn't remember and was raped. sleeps with 4 dudes a day for revenge.
 

superloud

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Have you guys ever had sex on weed?:hump::weed::eyesmoke:
Well seeing as how the only time I'm not on weed Is about 2 hours after I get to work till about 20 minutes After I get home every time me and my wife have sex I'm high. On a different note I have been married to my wife for 4 years And she just recently started smoking with me last week.
 

superloud

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Well seeing as how the only time I'm not on weed Is about 2 hours after I get to work till about 20 minutes After I get home every time me and my wife have sex I'm high. On a different note I have been married to my wife for 4 years And she just recently started smoking with me last week.
And since she has started smoking with me I found something new that I find extremely sexy. My wife riding me while she's hitting a blunt. The way she holds it in her fingers and put it to her lips so sexy and even her cute little cough. I also love getting head while im smoking.
 

iconoclast

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Yeah, maybe, kinda but without the face into toilet thing. If I can have an orgasm while on coke and everything else it's crazy intense. Feels like you can shoot a hole straight though their uterus.
When I cum when I'm on coke the consistency is really watery which is good because then I can hose the bitch down.
 

Diabolical666

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No lol. I didnt lie...you did. Xui found the posts and posted them where I was saying I killed my garden...you were wrong
 
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