Have you ever faked an orgasm while masterbating?

[Diabolical666]

jw

 

[6ohMax]

hell naw......droppin loads everywhere

 

[Diabolical666]

hell naw......droppin loads everywhere

pew pew pew

 

[Skylor]

WHY ? Thats messed up, stop lying to yourself

 

[Dyna Ryda]

That's a good size load.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I faked an orgasm once, when I couldn't cum and I was tired of fucking this chick. I was covered in sweat and starting to get sore.

 

[chewberto]

5 star

 

[ODanksta]

I faked an orgasm once, when I couldn't cum and I was tired of fucking this chick. I was covered in sweat and starting to get sore.

Like a hotdog in a hallway?

 

[ODanksta]

On opiates its easier just to fake it

 

[a senile fungus]

I faked an orgasm once, when I couldn't cum and I was tired of fucking this chick. I was covered in sweat and starting to get sore.

In college, this chick that I was banging liked to see the condom afterwards.

She was weird, we fucked a lot...

Aahhhhh the good old days lol

 

[ODanksta]

In college, this chick that I was banging liked to see the condom afterwards.

She was weird, we fucked a lot...

Aahhhhh the good old days lol

Condom? Whats that?

 

[a senile fungus]

Condom? Whats that?

Haven't had to use one in years cuz I haven't had sex in years lol

 

[ODanksta]

Lol, look the other day you said "I wish we could post newds" now look at you! Great job bro

 

[Skuxx]

On opiates its easier just to fake it

Or just get pissed off. Never faked it, but fuck opiates for that hard to bust reason.... and hard to piss, and the whole withdrawal thing sucked too.

 

[Skuxx]

ohh shit wait, I did fake it once. not jerking it.... but I was fucking a tweaker chick and got disgusted with myself suddenly, so I faked nutting. and she actually still said something like 'ohh thats a hot load, wow that's a lot"...

then I went home

 

[tytheguy111]

why the fuck would u do that


i guess it depends if youre alone or not lol

[USERFinshaggy likes penis

 

[anzohaze]

He'll yeah. I use to be a young boy you could touch it and I'd blow so much I would completely cover your face dia. But as I grow older I get fatter lazier and have about 20 seconds of straight hard core pounding I pull out and "catch in in a towel, boxers shit etc "clean up and roll out" and say I'm done... ran that was good why it was effing horrible. Then I hear get me off so I throw her the dildo and lube

 

[anzohaze]

In college, this chick that I was banging liked to see the condom afterwards.

She was weird, we fucked a lot...

Aahhhhh the good old days lol

Condom were do you get those I ride bare back I love sharing the aftermarh

 

[a senile fungus]

Condom? Whats that?

Condom were do you get those I ride bare back I love sharing the aftermarh

Cover yo dick man.

I work in the ER, you know how many cute girls have STDs? So many it'll boggle your mind.

Its amazing the ones that come in and say they don't know if they'll inform their partner about their STD because they're nervous about it. I straight up tell them they have a duty to disclose that, and that it's wrong of them not to.

I'd rather lose some sensation and have a dick with no rashes, blemishes, bumps, or leakages, thank you very much!

Seriously guys, soooo many girls come in for an STD check, and don't tell their boyfriends/spouses. Its an eye opener for me...

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[anzohaze]

Cover yo dick man.

I work in the ER, you know how many cute girls have STDs? So many it'll boggle your mind.

Its amazing the ones that come in and say they don't know if they'll inform their partner about their STD because they're nervous about it. I straight up tell them they have a duty to disclose that, and that it's wrong of them not to.

I'd rather lose some sensation and have a dick with no rashes, blemishes, bumps, or leakages, thank you very much!

Seriously guys, soooo many girls come in for an STD check, and don't tell their boyfriends/spouses. Its an eye opener for me...

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I enjoy sharing the wealth esp when I no my warts are about to show and I make that butch sick my dock and then she has sacs hanging.from her lip.....it's such a turn on