"the cock den"

[Stoney McFried]

Speaking?Not that many.Writing or typing?ALL.

Hi stoney......so how many of the 20 million words have you used up already?

 

[Benassi]

stoney you need to post a comeback to that pic

come one

You can't beat this, son! XD

 

[Stoney McFried]

I would, but I kinda feel like this....

You can't beat this, son! XD

 

[Benassi]

 

[born2grow]

Speaking?Not that many.Writing or typing?ALL.

At least your honest! lol From your post's, you seem like a really cool chic

 

[Benassi]

At least your honest! lol From your post's, you seem like a really cool chic

Hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.

I predict an early morning flight booked and a lot of this happening.

GET EM.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Sometimes I can be.But I can also be a real asshole...An example? The other day my sister in law came over, and her front teeth were all nasty and yellow.I asked what was wrong with them, she said it was from smoking.I said to look in the mirror....then I said fuck it and gave her a new toothbrush and some baking soda and told her to brush her teeth with it.She said, "Now I feel all self conscious about my teeth." I was like, "Well I'd want someone to let me know if my teeth looked like that!"Same as if there was a booger on my face.Afterwards I thought maybe I'd been a little harsh...I wasn't mean about it, I just speak without thinking sometimes.

At least your honest! lol From your post's, you seem like a really cool chic

 

[born2grow]

Sometimes I can be.But I can also be a real asshole...An example? The other day my sister in law came over, and her front teeth were all nasty and yellow.I asked what was wrong with them, she said it was from smoking.I said to look in the mirror....then I said fuck it and gave her a new toothbrush and some baking soda and told her to brush her teeth with it.She said, "Now I feel all self conscious about my teeth." I was like, "Well I'd want someone to let me know if my teeth looked like that!"Same as if there was a booger on my face.Afterwards I thought maybe I'd been a little harsh...I wasn't mean about it, I just speak without thinking sometimes.

Honest to a fault, I could think of much worse

but maybe a little brash with the new toothbrush and baking soda..lol

I like people to tell me when i have something fucked up going.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Well, she was bitching about how she's got an old toothbrush and she thinks everyone else is using it, and the end is broken off...I have extras.

Honest to a fault, I could think of much worse

but maybe a little brash with the new toothbrush and baking soda..lol

I like people to tell me when i have something fucked up going.

 

[tipsgnob]

it's a good thing her pussy didn't stink.....

 

[brendon420]

a stinky vagina is up there with a rotting corpse..and no im not joking.

 

[40acres]

WHy the fuck is there a thread called the cock den?


GO to www.penisland.com for that sort of thing.

 

[brendon420]

its a pun for a vagina..

 

[40acres]

its a pun for a vagina..

no its not

 

[brendon420]

actually you're right

 

[Garden Knowm]

If your lady is tired of sucking your cock.. just tell her to keep her mouth open and you'll do all the work...

 

[Stoney McFried]

How chivalrous....yes, pump her face like you're drilling for oil in the back of her throat....and if you can't hit the back of her throat...floss her teeth, tiny!

If your lady is tired of sucking your cock.. just tell her to keep her mouth open and you'll do all the work...

 

[Code420]

If your lady is tired of sucking your cock.. just tell her to keep her mouth open and you'll do all the work...

make sure to have a trash can nearby just in case she starts gaggin

 

[KMFG]

Anderson Silva will hurt someone saturday, I cant wait!

i bet on irvin and lost 50 bucks when silva knocked him out first round. i didnt think irvin could handle irvin movin up to heavyweight and all. but i underestimated silva. hes a fuckin beast

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Dishes and sex at the same time.

I would do the dishes more often...

~~No women were harmed in the making of this motivational poster~~

I love it

make sure to have a trash can nearby just in case she starts gaggin

Such a gentleman.