"the cock den"

Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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I ran a guy out without breakfast once...I just wanted him to go. My brother's friend was there and teased me about it. He said,"That was cold, you didn't even give him breakfast...just kinda patted him on the head....you used him!"
tipsgnob said:
and after I feed you breakfast...you need to leave...
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mjetta

mjetta

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Stoney McFried said:
I ran a guy out without breakfast once...I just wanted him to go. My brother's friend was there and teased me about it. He said,"That was cold, you didn't even give him breakfast...just kinda patted him on the head....you used him!"
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its ok if have have a bagina

but if you have the penis, your a womanizer:mrgreen:
 
honkeytown

honkeytown

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I love that line....you can come in but you cant stay...ha ha ha...anyone up for coffee? lmao...or the old...wanna come over and watch a movie with me...girls are just as scandalous as guys are :mrgreen:
 
MoePunn

MoePunn

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honkeytown said:
I love that line....you can come in but you cant stay...ha ha ha...anyone up for coffee? lmao...or the old...wanna come over and watch a movie with me...girls are just as scandalous as guys are :mrgreen:
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I got one even better than the movie bit Honkey,

chic: Hey what you doing?
dude: Nuffin whats up with you?
chic: Oh nothing I'm just sore as hell (moving, worked out, U fill in the _____)
dude: Poor baby
chic: yeah the kids aren't here and I just really need a massage...
dude: knock knock knock

"girls are just as scandalous as we are" but we damn sure don't help it at all by being the "dick on a string" that we are, lol
 
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