My Girlfriend ..

Just wait man... You'll keep getting your pay from work or whatever and realize.... "Holy shit I have a lot more money for some reason".

Ahhh the magical wonders of being single.:blsmoke:
 
Oh fuck I just forgot that I was planning to take back the necklace I gave her <.<
that shit cost like $800 <.<, was for our 2 year ani.
 
Let her have it. She'll remember she has it and either A) Try and get a hold of you to give it back if you "talk" to her or B) Wait for YOU to call HER for it.

Don't do either one. Let it be a little reminder for her. ;)

Now that's what I call "in ya face!".
 
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thats badass, you just blew her shit out...AT WORK! and the other dude was fucking there. classic!

good job bro, you handled that perfectly
 
Get a McFlurry and pat yourself on the back. ;)

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3 bacon cheeseburger :P
And a slurpee.
What can be better.


A sounds good....witch hospital do you go to???lol jk


But the cones are flippin good you should get one.


OR!!!!!!!!! get a mcflurry and put a bunch of frys in it...Its fuckin awesome...I swear...
 
A sounds good....witch hospital do you go to???lol jk


But the cones are flippin good you should get one.


OR!!!!!!!!! get a mcflurry and put a bunch of frys in it...Its fuckin awesome...I swear...

Honestly, that has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of :P
 
Honestly... Fries and ice cream are delicious... Get hella stoned and go back to McDonalds... Get an oreo mcflurry, medium fry, and a water.

COMMENCE FRY DIPPERY!
 
I'm going to do what Mexiblunt said (Btw, +rep)
I'm just going to go into her office make as big as a scene as I can so everyone that works with her knows.

Maybe I should donate her clothes to a homeless person, or a charity.

I can see the future.

You cause a big scene in her office,call her a whore,then toss all her shit out to the curb..

She sucks new boyfriends dick like its never been sucked before.

Swallows new boyfriends load (funny how she never did that with you :-?).

Makes new boyfriend a tasty sandwich.

Calls cops on you & reports you as a drug trafficker.

Sucks new boyfriends dick till his ass turns blue....................


You'd better think man.
 
I can see the future.

You cause a big scene in her office,call her a whore,then toss all her shit out to the curb..

She sucks new boyfriends dick like its never been sucked before.

Swallows new boyfriends load (funny how she never did that with you :-?).

Makes new boyfriend a tasty sandwich.

Calls cops on you & reports you as a drug trafficker.

Sucks new boyfriends dick till his ass turns blue....................


You'd better think man.
It already happened and had great results.

Protip: Read more of the thread. :mrgreen:
 
I can see the future.

You cause a big scene in her office,call her a whore,then toss all her shit out to the curb..

She sucks new boyfriends dick like its never been sucked before.

Swallows new boyfriends load (funny how she never did that with you :-?).

Makes new boyfriend a tasty sandwich.

Calls cops on you & reports you as a drug trafficker.

Sucks new boyfriends dick till his ass turns blue....................


You'd better think man.

You know my life?
That's not what happened, read the thread.
I'm not some fuck tard who's going to run in yelling 'Fucking whore go die' I'm not a rude person, I'm actually nice so I did it in the least mean way while still getting my pay back.
 
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