cant find the answer to this anywhere on the net . Please Help!

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I have decided to lasso the stem and pick my plant up

I live in india

Are you a Cowboy Indian?

 

[Heavy Consumer]

GL getting your plant back. Be careful not to get hurt in the process though.

 

[nomofatum]

I think it's only down one floor, but the comments are pretty funny. He was going to hit it with a stick with a blade on it so either that or he has a very long stick.

 

[sunni]

idk about anyone else, but i'm really surprised the op had no luck finding info on the internet about how to go about lassoing a pot plant from 9 floors up.. :d

at least he actually fucking googgled it ok most people dont even look first!

 

[racerboy71]

at least he actually fucking googgled it ok most people dont even look first!

i think i'm gonna google it now for shits and giggles..

 

[nomofatum]

i think i'm gonna google it now for shits and giggles..

lol, I did a I'm feeling lucky, got this:
https://fortress.wa.gov/ecy/swicdocs/docs/resources/20120213045217_2_Liesl-Pierce_Cty_IPM.pdf

 

[racerboy71]

lol, I did a I'm feeling lucky, got this:
https://fortress.wa.gov/ecy/swicdocs/docs/resources/20120213045217_2_Liesl-Pierce_Cty_IPM.pdf

omfg, i nearly peed my pants..
you good sir, have just won the internet..
my god, this thread is just full of win..

 

[nomofatum]

omfg, i nearly peed my pants..
you good sir, have just won the internet..
my god, this thread is just full of win..

I'm still crying from laughing.

That was the I'm feeling lucky result for "how to lasso a weed plant from above"

 

[dabhe4d]

if op makes a video:
2015 thread of the year?

 

[dabhe4d]

Have you been growing this plant from a distance the whole time?
how do you water it?
Super soaker?
Water balloons?

 

[CCCmints]

ummm you need to destroy the plant and forget about this. she doesn't look like she's in good shape anyways...especially for 6 months. seems like you're not in a legal state so i'd consider yourself lucky and get outta' this while you can.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

ummm you need to destroy the plant and forget about this. she doesn't look like she's in good shape anyways...especially for 6 months. seems like you're not in a legal state so i'd consider yourself lucky and get outta' this while you can.

India.

 

[spek9]

I'd get a real long stick, duct tape a pruning saw to it, hang over the edge and saw the plant down, leaving the pail and soil down there and use a rope to bring the plant up by itself.

That way, next year, you can just toss some seeds from your balcony into the bucket and harvest the same way next year.

Plausible deniability.

-spek

 

[Red1966]

Thank you for your quick reply !
The pot is plastic and quite light
What if I lasso the stem and take a stick with a blade on one end and hack it
Leaving the pot there and bringing up just the plant??

If you're willing to cut it, just lasso the damn thing. If the pot and dirtball fall off, who care's.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

If you're willing to cut it, just lasso the damn thing. If the pot and dirtball fall off, who care's.

Damn Red - you're taking the challenge out of this.

Personally I'd like to see him do a spiderman down 9 floors type rescue for that 8 gm of cured.
Worth it right?

 

[mr sunshine]

Okay so I have a sativa plant which is almost ready to harvest
I have been growing it since 6 months now on my terrace
I live in an apartment building ( like lot of flats)
With a common terrace ..I have a fake key to it so no one knows im up there
Recently, i found out that my gatekeeper has somehow got to know about my plant ...he moved it to show he knows about it
Here is the big fuckup.
I got Paranoid and tied the plant and dropped it down to the 9th floor roof and tied the rope on a pillar
Next day I find that the rope has been moved too!
The rope has become loose from the pot and I cannot risk picking the plant up from it as it can slip off the smallroof right down to the gate
I have decided to lasso the stem and pick my plant up
My question is :
Will the stem hold the pot while I lasso and pick up the plant from the stem or the plant will uproot dropping the pot below..I've uploaded a picture as an Example only

Lmao.. wtf!

 

[boomshiva420]

Hahahaahahaa I'm loving the comments =)) that photo wtf !
So I finally paid off my gatekeeper 100$ ( more than like his one month salary)
He is not only gonna help me out but has given 20$ to a midget to do the job
So we are gonna lasso the midget with the rope now !
Hopefully I'll take a video of the whole thing ...

 

[heckler73]

It gets better and better... Spider-Midget to the rescue! Seriously, if you film it, post it on youTube with adSense, and you'll be making mad dollars. I'm talking Finshaggy amounts!

 

[boomshiva420]

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Damn Red - you're taking the challenge out of this.

Personally I'd like to see him do a spiderman down 9 floors type rescue for that 8 gm of cured.
Worth it right?

Your prayers have been answered
I know the plant is not gonna give me top shef buds but ill atleast have something better than brick weed out here

 

[Walter9999]

Why are you holding a turd in your hand bro???