Typical cockroaches….When you turn the light on do they scatter like felons?
Ahh shit, no I should NOT tell this. These are the things we NEVER speak of, but back in the day when I worked neurosurgery in one hospital our main room was located down by the cysto room (what can I say I did not build the Operating suites). So you'd open our door and the smell of freshly sliced prostate in eau de urine would waft subtly by.
Problem was roaches are resident in every sewer where many of those small prostate pieces would go (floor drain). So occasionally when cysto was done (TURPs are usually an 7-3 procedure), and we were working late we'd often use their phones, store a pizza on their counter etc..... shhhh, don't tell them.
Anyway I'm sitting in there on a stool eating my pizza it's like 2 am and we are still picking glioma and I was hungry so I broke and dashed for a slice. I kid you not up from the drain comes this 5 inch KIILLER ROACH! That mother fucker extended his wings and hissed at me.
Now I'm a girl like most girls. My initial reaction was to squeel and run. But damn I've been scrubbed in this person's brain since 7:30 AM and it's past 2 am now and I'm hungry. So I'm thinking here.. The roach is now between me and the door ADVANCING ON ME! I'm casting my eyes about the place for a weapon (and I'm not throwing that last slice of pizza at him which was what he wanted).
My eyes light upon the spray benzoin.... I spray and he stopped flapping, glued that MF'ers wings together. I was willing to hit him outta the park with cysto's scope but why waste a good scope when I had spray glue. I left him wandering around the inside of urology's room and removed ALL evidence of our nite gnosh.
The next morning as we were stapling scalp we hear the Cysto circulator shrieking from next door
Ahh roaches the gift that keeps on giving
Urology just loved us.
