Roach

[curious2garden]

@cannabineer
Allow me to give you valuable customer feedback. I'm voting for lids that stay CLOSED! That roach is so bombed and I don't know how to get him out without separating him from his life, in a horror show I do not have time for. Human I got the tools for this.

Fucked

PS no rush he's very very chill

 

[cannabineer]

Damn! Y'know, the one thing I did not anticipate with the concentrates gig was any sort of roach problems. I wonder if there is a glue or gluelike material that'll assist in keeping those lids closed. I think this decided me toward screw caps in future. Think of it as evolution in action: selecting roaches who can team up to get at the sweet sweet poison.

 

[curious2garden]

Damn! Y'know, the one thing I did not anticipate with the concentrates gig was any sort of roach problems. I wonder if there is a glue or gluelike material that'll assist in keeping those lids closed. I think this decided me toward screw caps in future. Think of it as evolution in action: selecting roaches who can team up to get at the sweet sweet poison.

POISON!! He's lighting up a cigar in there and looking at inviting babes. He doesn't REALIZE he is DEAD! The tension of the oil precludes his living rescue.

 

[cannabineer]

I may have to perform a KimRoach extraction, alas and alack. Hmmmm Herr Doktor Flossenzottig? Medicinal potential of roach hydrocarbon tea? I wonder.

 

[curious2garden]

I may have to perform a KimRoach extraction, alas and alack. Hmmmm Herr Doktor Flossenzottig? Medicinal potential of roach hydrocarbon tea? I wonder.

HE's ALIVE! Look I don't mind killing people. We are TRAINED to handle that but I draw the line at killing innocent roaches that are partying like it's 1999.

 

[cannabineer]

And I don't mind killing roaches. I can extract his ssoouull.

 

[curious2garden]

His physical state is incompatible with life. The oil removed his lower extremities. I asked him about youth-in-asia and he was silent on the concept so without advanced directive he took the trip to the roach bardo; sewerland.



BTW he did not seem to mind. I'd say we have a new pain drug. Where's those rats of yours and your hot plate?

 

[cannabineer]

I must find the frog.
Rats and plate will be in its proximity.


Hey, now we can honestly advertise that these extracts have LEGS!

 

[cannabineer]

Family member observes "it died a good death". Or is dying. Bet that roach's cancer is all better, as the autopsy will show.

 

[curious2garden]

Family member observes "it died a good death". Or is dying. Bet that roach's cancer is all better, as the autopsy will show.

Like I said the procedure was a success. I've got GREAT stats you know that. I'm nothing if not all about peer review stats. LOL

 

[cannabineer]

Whoops nonhuman = necropsy

 

[lahadaextranjera]

At least you have developed the most expensive roach trap known to man! Way to go!! Lol

 

[cannabineer]

At least you have developed the most expensive roach trap known to man! Way to go!! Lol

Roaches check out ... in stages

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Youth-in-Asia!!! Omg lol!!

 

[curious2garden]

Another day in my world.

What began like this,

Has progressed to this,

In keeping with this theme today, maybe if I get lucky I'll find out what the fox say,

 

[Hookabelly]

 

[Skuxx]

fuck that's one thing I can't stand. some people hate spiders and whatnot, it's cockroaches for me. There is an army of them building up in my garage too

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Eeeeeeeeeew. Cool

 

[curious2garden]

Eeeeeeeeeew. Cool

I know! That was exactly my response. Then in the afternoon when I woke up, from my nap, with a squirrel on me! and people think I am weird! The universe is what's weird.

 

[texasjack]

roach legs get your hiiiiiiiiiiiigh