Medical Hash Extraction

curious2garden

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Looks like the Traminer wasn't Hippocratic though.
I have seen a little bitch with a hangover and I don't envy you right now. I recommend a shower stall and a door block lol
So you appreciated the accommodations here. I wasn't sure! Thanks for the feedback :) Me I usually go for the horizontal shower (bathtub), it certainly solves most post drinking issues all night long. Wake up, turn on the water and you are outta there!
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
If that is polarized hash, the book says there is 1 more step you can do to make like REAL REAL Medical grade stuff.

Next time whoever made that hash (if it is polarized) makes it, tell them that at the end, when it is in the solvent. Add a few drops of Sulfuric acid, and it will Isomerize ALL the Cannabinoids, turning all of them into THC Cannabinoids (all the CBD and CBN and stuff) then at the same time it is supposed to turn all the THC Cannabinoids into JUST Delta-9-THC. This would make it REAL Medical, like Clinical grade, ready to be sent out to hospitals.

And baking soda or lye to deactivate the acid before smoking.
Oh Fin. Sir Shagmeister.
Herr Doktor Flossenzottig, I must confess and bare the very depths of my fail to you. My sense of honor and duty to my illustrious alma mater, the exalted Central Joisey Community College, demands it.
Y'see, I have been testing one of the principles that you in your selfless pursuit of spreading the hempish Gospel have presented to us here.

Some time ago, I set a batch of a CBD-rich extract to digest with a fractional drop of sulfuric acid in doubly-distilled ethanol. Nothing happened. Then I upped the acid to three entire quaking drops and refluxed the mixture.

The Beam's test went from quite positive to negative. The CBD was converted.

So last night I smoke-tested my new Flossenzottig Medical Grade Extract. I got muy muy stoned.

Truly I must publicly right the wrong i have done you. You, Herr Doktor, had it right. I hope that you will accept this abject apologia from one of your first and most steadfast fans on Riu. I salute you, Cannabis Warrior.
 

curious2garden

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Oh Fin. Sir Shagmeister.
Herr Doktor Flossenzottig, I must confess and bare the very depths of my fail to you. My sense of honor and duty to my illustrious alma mater, the exalted Central Joisey Community College, demands it.
Y'see, I have been testing one of the principles that you in your selfless pursuit of spreading the hempish Gospel have presented to us here.

Some time ago, I set a batch of a CBD-rich extract to digest with a fractional drop of sulfuric acid in doubly-distilled ethanol. Nothing happened. Then I upped the acid to three entire quaking drops and refluxed the mixture.

The Beam's test went from quite positive to negative. The CBD was converted.

So last night I smoke-tested my new Flossenzottig Medical Grade Extract. I got muy muy stoned.

Truly I must publicly right the wrong i have done you. You, Herr Doktor, had it right. I hope that you will accept this abject apologia from one of your first and most steadfast fans on Riu. I salute you, Cannabis Warrior.
I notice you haven't mailed that worthless rag back to the, central new, joisey boys..... LOL

I wouldn't be to quick to credit herr doktor and his event horizon of suck, even a broken clock is right twice a day (if it's analog), only once if it's digital, smh.

and now I return you to your regularly scheduled programming.....
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I notice you haven't mailed that worthless rag back to the, central new, joisey boys..... LOL
They still haven't made with that postpaid envelope they promised. I paid a lifetime's worth ...
I wouldn't be to quick to credit herr doktor and his event horizon of suck, even a broken clock is right twice a day (if it's analog), only once if it's digital, smh.

and now I return you to your regularly scheduled programming.....
Annie, I must own the depth of my existential crisis. To be wrong on such a central tenet of my faith <cough!> Skientific Dissipline ... makes me question the turtles that go all the way down. I have some disquieting ideas on correcting the Periodic Table.
 

curious2garden

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It is to send a Shiva down our collective spine(s), no?
Man, estrogen much? YOU always have to get the last word in, don't you?

But wait isn't there some shivaskank we are gonna help LaHottie, damn I keep doing that, @lahadaextranjera with exterminating? Sort of a chorus line of justice or some such shit? That's why I have this sudden interest in dance. Figured no one would appreciate me riding piggy back :)
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Man, estrogen much? YOU always have to get the last word in, don't you?

But wait isn't there some shivaskank we are gonna help LaHottie, damn I keep doing that, @lahadaextranjera with exterminating? Sort of a chorus line of justice or some such shit? That's why I have this sudden interest in dance. Figured no one would appreciate me riding piggy back :)
Of course I will leave the last word with you, my Queen!

As for the Flying High Heel of Justice, a fetching tableau ... but for the necessity of getting the inevitable residue off all that patent leather. Uncle Baldrick! We need you and your final solution!
 

curious2garden

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Of course I will leave the last word with you, my Queen!

As for the Flying High Heel of Justice, a fetching tableau ... but for the necessity of getting the inevitable residue off all that patent leather. Uncle Baldrick! We need you and your final solution!
Yup I notice how well you listen. We had that discussion over wax did we not? All your base are belong to us!
But I do so appreciate your giving me the last word. Here ya go......
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Yup I notice how well you listen. We had that discussion over wax did we not? All your base are belong to us!
But I do so appreciate your giving me the last word. Here ya go......
The scars from the wax I received are a useful icebreaker with the chem honeys. Nowt but win, and thank you!

Also I want to thank you doubly for allowing me to allow you to have the last word.
:hug:
 

curious2garden

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The scars from the wax I received are a useful icebreaker with the chem honeys. Nowt but win, and thank you!

Also I want to thank you doubly for allowing me to allow you to have the last word.
:hug:
Truly sir I think you actually owe me a larger share of your share that you shared, wink wink nudge nudge.....

You are nothing if not a scholar and a gentleman! Allowing me to have the last word and all. How kind, how high thinking and noble. I fair tremble in your presence.


Oh yeah I think I did the ACD&F on the chick at :49
 
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