My Grandma Got Raided

Daggy

Daggy

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Indagrow said:
It's better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. It's ok, really it's fine, don't worry, things will get better. Mr. Bigsby is playing chest, you sir are playing checkers... And you just ate one by accident.

I'll agree they look like Oreos. It will be fine, it will be okay, hopefully it doesn't come out sideways...

Just kidding it has to either way you're fucked.
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Playing checkers or having a sense of decency for family members? I understand if you are on the mission of growing in a non medical state and need to cover your foot steps, but seeing a family member get caught up in some situation where they could possibly do time goes against all code of ethics in my opinion.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Daggy said:
Playing checkers or having a sense of decency for family members? I understand if you are on the mission of growing in a non medical state and need to cover your foot steps, but seeing a family member get caught up in some situation where they could possibly do time goes against all code of ethics in my opinion.
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Maybe you missed the part about her habitually groping my junk in the tub when I was a boy. Between her and my mom, I had more sex by the time I was 12 than an adult ladyboy dancer in Bangkok.

So, I grew in her barn, and she probably ate cat food for a year, if she ate at all (come to think of it, she DID lose weight, which she should thank me for, really), and might have been cold at night with the heat turned low. I noticed her cable never stopped coming. Shit begets shit. You wanna hear about the shit my mom's done to me?
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Went to Gram's for xmas for the obligatory get together. Shit got ugly after about 15 minutes. She and mom started fighting over mom's bf because he's been doing too much "handyman" shit for grams and nothing seems to ever be getting fixed. Then it was the divy of the food stamps. blah, blah, blah.

Haven't heard anything from the police for over a month. After mom left (but not before she squatted and pissed on Gram's favorite rug), Gram said she was pretty much certain I was responsible for the grow and she said she wanted to be paid back for all the cost and trouble. We yelled at each other pretty good for about a half hour before we worked out a deal for me to start another grow. I insisted it wasn't me but that I could do one. She wanted half but I told her she could have 10% and be grateful. We eventually settled on 20%, but she has to move some of the product at the senior community center. Some more details have to be worked out.

Thanks for the great feedback and support.

Klite, I hope you're right about them not coming back for 6 months.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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This is one of the most amusing threads I've come across, really great stuff, Clayton. You're being too soft, though, and if granny goes in the tank again, contemplate handling it Heisenberg style. Shouldn't cost more than a pack of smokes, that's how I did BOTH my grandparents. Fuck 'em...

 
KLITE

KLITE

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Went to Gram's for xmas for the obligatory get together. Shit got ugly after about 15 minutes. She and mom started fighting over mom's bf because he's been doing too much "handyman" shit for grams and nothing seems to ever be getting fixed. Then it was the divy of the food stamps. blah, blah, blah.

Haven't heard anything from the police for over a month. After mom left (but not before she squatted and pissed on Gram's favorite rug), Gram said she was pretty much certain I was responsible for the grow and she said she wanted to be paid back for all the cost and trouble. We yelled at each other pretty good for about a half hour before we worked out a deal for me to start another grow. I insisted it wasn't me but that I could do one. She wanted half but I told her she could have 10% and be grateful. We eventually settled on 20%, but she has to move some of the product at the senior community center. Some more details have to be worked out.

Thanks for the great feedback and support.

Klite, I hope you're right about them not coming back for 6 months.
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Man youre getting kinda fucked with that deal but thats just me, i dont see any dental in the plan! I actually know someone who was meant to do some absolutely serious jail time for fucking around with the irs. That person is soooo old that the government just said you know what fuck it youre gonna be dead soon lets not lock you up.
Is that what happened to your grandma? Also are the tickets still valid for a ride?
 
J

JointOperation

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fucking your family over by growing in grandmas barn.. then gets busted and doesn't turn himself in to help little old granny out? come on man.. how about pay the bills you racked up.. and a lil extra for making her live in the conditions she did on a fixed income. that's a dick move
 
chewberto

chewberto

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JointOperation said:
fucking your family over by growing in grandmas barn.. then gets busted and doesn't turn himself in to help little old granny out? come on man.. how about pay the bills you racked up.. and a lil extra for making her live in the conditions she did on a fixed income. that's a dick move
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But she's going to die soon! She doesn't really need any money. If I were him, I'd be getting credit cards in her name and building some really good fico score.
 
chewberto

chewberto

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If she gave a shit about you Clayton, she'd finance a new car for you before she dies. Also, see if she is willing to give you (steal) her meds and sell them for better drugs and Bill money to build your fico score. You're really gonna need to build your fico.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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JointOperation said:
fucking your family over by growing in grandmas barn.. then gets busted and doesn't turn himself in to help little old granny out? come on man.. how about pay the bills you racked up.. and a lil extra for making her live in the conditions she did on a fixed income. that's a dick move
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She got three hots and a cot on the inside, being older she got the medical section so it was easy time and she got caught up on all her outstanding medical and dental care, how much more does Clayton have to give to this ungrateful woman?

smh......
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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ClaytonBigsby said:
Went to Gram's for xmas for the obligatory get together. Shit got ugly after about 15 minutes. She and mom started fighting over mom's bf because he's been doing too much "handyman" shit for grams and nothing seems to ever be getting fixed. Then it was the divy of the food stamps. blah, blah, blah.

Haven't heard anything from the police for over a month. After mom left (but not before she squatted and pissed on Gram's favorite rug), Gram said she was pretty much certain I was responsible for the grow and she said she wanted to be paid back for all the cost and trouble. We yelled at each other pretty good for about a half hour before we worked out a deal for me to start another grow. I insisted it wasn't me but that I could do one. She wanted half but I told her she could have 10% and be grateful. We eventually settled on 20%, but she has to move some of the product at the senior community center. Some more details have to be worked out.

Thanks for the great feedback and support.

Klite, I hope you're right about them not coming back for 6 months.
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Who peed on your rug, Dude?
 
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