Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[curious2garden]

What up young lady? You rang?

@Singlemalt
Yeah and tomorrow when I sober up from the Sonoma wine crawl I just finished I'll try to ask you coherently! LOL thanks

 

[Hookabelly]

You know how when the knot in your dick swells up and you get stuck to the girl?
Thats what I would do.
then I would step over my own dick so it was still in but we would be ass and both yelping as we try to seperate.
if anyone poured cold water on us I would kill them.
let do this

I'm turing the hose on both of you

I fuckin love my grandmas fried chicken, salade and mashed potatoes.
She is dead so I just microwaved a peice offrozen chicken.
I gotta admit she has been gone long enough now that frozen chicken is pretty good.
Cant believe I acted like a pussy for so long.
rip Grandma I still love you even though I have found a new chicken.

RFLMAO WTF was that? go home Char, you're drunk.

 

[Hookabelly]

Just letting the ladies of riu know to stop wasting their time pming me all these snatch pics.
You see I'm married to the ocean.
Well actually we have only dry humped but
when I get A boat we will be married.

CF on fire with the Char-kiu tonight. NO wonder your inbox is full

 

[see4]

The Colt 1911 is easier to field strip

So is my Sig 1911 and Dan Wesson Valor, and soon to be Ed Brown Exec. The Ruger 1911 .22 - is a, well, a .22 - nuff said.

I love 1911s more than I love Jesus. #justsayin

 

[furnz]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=107200199359321

Lil fun in my old girl

 

[BarnBuster]

So is my Sig 1911 and Dan Wesson Valor, and soon to be Ed Brown Exec. The Ruger 1911 .22 - is a, well, a .22 - nuff said.

I love 1911s more than I love Jesus. #justsayin

what made you decide on Ed Brown vs. Les Baer or Wilson Combat? Course if you got the $$$ look at a Korth PRS 1911. Start at $5500!!

 

[Hydrotech364]

\m/(◣_◢)\m/

 

[Hydrotech364]

So is my Sig 1911 and Dan Wesson Valor, and soon to be Ed Brown Exec. The Ruger 1911 .22 - is a, well, a .22 - nuff said.

I love 1911s more than I love Jesus. #justsayin

I carry a Glock 23 gen4...

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Indagrow]

I love my long walks on the beach with that special someone until she realizes I'm following her.. Still

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

What's a ladyboy? Them chicks are f'in hot!

 

[Blue Wizard]

What's a ladyboy? Them chicks are f'in hot!

I know right! I'd definitely suck off the whole black team, the blue team is sorta scary looking though.....

 

[abe supercro]

 

[curious2garden]

I carry a Glock 23 gen4...

I asked Santa for a Sig 226. I luv the classics.

 

[furnz]

I carry a Glock 23 gen4...

My 92fs always by myside

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Hookabelly]

The weather's finally turned. Boo

 

[BarnBuster]

The weather's finally turned. Boo

Here, too at 40N. Prediction is next 6 days rainy, windy and cold. My outdoor plants have about another 2 weeks to go

 

[Hookabelly]

Here, too at 40N. Prediction is next 6 days rainy, windy and cold. My outdoor plants have about another 2 weeks to go

So what do you do in that instance? makeshift greenhouse?