Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[see4]

This gives my heart a boner.

Like a "bulbous erection"? Would you look at it?

 

[charface]

You know how when the knot in your dick swells up and you get stuck to the girl?
Thats what I would do.
then I would step over my own dick so it was still in but we would be ass and both yelping as we try to seperate.
if anyone poured cold water on us I would kill them.
let do this

 

[see4]

You know how when the knot in your dick swells up and you get stuck to the girl?
Thats what I would do.
then I would step over my own dick so it was still in but we would be ass and both yelping as we try to seperate.
if anyone poured cold water on us I would kill them.
let do this

My penis is tiny. Girls laugh at the very sight of it. So do most men.

 

[Singlemalt]

Like a "bulbous erection"? Would you look at it?

and purpley?

 

[see4]

I'm pissed right now. I'm too drunk to properly clean my Ruger 1911. I can't even fucking disassemble it right now. Dag-friggin-nabit.

 

[Garden Boss]

Like a "bulbous erection"? Would you look at it?

First thing I do when I see a car like this... just look at it.

 

[charface]

My penis is tiny. Girls laugh at the very sight of it. So do most men.

Its a numbers game.
Just show it to more people.
There is an ass for every seat.
Or offer to put it in the but.
or jam it in their mouth while they are laughing.

I bet that feels great

 

[see4]

I'm actually joking. My penis is of quality size. I've never had a complaint. Besides, regardless of size, I last as long as I need until she cums. And that's all that counts.

As a side note, I figured out my Ruger 1911 problem, I needed to unscrew a slide lock before I could release the slide.

 

[Singlemalt]

The Colt 1911 is easier to field strip

 

[ODanksta]

Don't smoke the pots.
Find Jesus or that weird ass dude claiming to be jesus on RIU.

 

[charface]

I fuckin love my grandmas fried chicken, salade and mashed potatoes.
She is dead so I just microwaved a peice offrozen chicken.
I gotta admit she has been gone long enough now that frozen chicken is pretty good.
Cant believe I acted like a pussy for so long.
rip Grandma I still love you even though I have found a new chicken.

 

[ODanksta]

Just went full metal Mexican on dem weeds

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I have one of those in my flower room, just incase of a security breach, seriously.

 

[giggles26]

 

[sunni]

starting the thanksgiving prep cook...my new stove is pretty tiny inthis place so gotta be prepared for tomorrows cooking

 

[UncleBuck]

starting the thanksgiving prep cook...my new stove is pretty tiny inthis place so gotta be prepared for tomorrows cooking

oh, you mean fake thanksgiving. because we all know there can only be one true thanksgiving.

 

[sunni]

 

[ChingOwn]

oh, you mean fake thanksgiving. because we all know there can only be one true thanksgiving.

HEY! I cant see their nipples with all that stupid shit on their titties.

 

[ChingOwn]

SO I crossed the border into North Juarez today (aka El Paso TX)

So there I was standing in line at the local Wal-Mart Its football day so I was wearing my throwback jersey Navy and Orange says the word Payton on the back has the number 34on it, and a GSH on the left sleeve. The guy behind me wit a thirty pack o budlight in hand says to me, he says "Hey bro I thinked you gotted ripped off on your jersey, Peyton Manning is number 16." So I says to myself i says Ching (thats what I call myself cause thats my name) I says Ching WTF is this guy talking about, then myself says dude.. you are wearing Orange and Navy and it says Payton on the back this guy thinks your a broncos fan. So then what I says to that guys is " Oh, that fucking sucks bro" and then turned around, and paid for my shit.

 

[torontoke]

My penis is tiny. Girls laugh at the very sight of it. So do most men.

I had a girl make a negative comment about my penis...the next time i banged her i missed on purpose when she screamed and scurried away i said" i guess my cocks like a mirror, the object is larger than first appeared!"

Safe to say i never saw her again lol

 

[charface]

Just letting the ladies of riu know to stop wasting their time pming me all these snatch pics.
You see I'm married to the ocean.
Well actually we have only dry humped but
when I get A boat we will be married.