Guys: Pee Standing or Sitting Down?

[ChingOwn]

Sometimes i try to arc it high enough to pee above my head...It is a must to pee off all high points, hotel balconies included.

 

[iconoclast]

Men do not pee sitting down,regardless of gender. If you sit to pee you're are a woman.

edit: Unless you are on ecstasy and you can't get your pee out so you have to sit down.

 

[Hookabelly]

Men have it so easy, peeing on your shoes when your drunk sucks, and smells ( i'm just gonna write "smiley face" here)
standing is not an option

It's possible.

 

[vro]

some times i open up my bedroom window and piss out of it. any time i have to use a toilet i always sit down and pretend im a girl when i piss.

 

[Commander Strax]

 

[LetsGetCritical]

That's right put ya fucken cap on the right way and sit your arse down

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I'm about 70/30 stand/sit. Sometimes I just don't feel like standing because I'm standing at work all day long- it's nice to just sit down for a moment and pee.

 

[Doer]

Kind a strange question, but I have been told more and more by other men that they pee sitting down. I stand tall and proud while I go, its hard to do it sitting. How do yalls guys dicks not go into the water or touch the bowl? I have to twist my dick like a balloon animal and only let the tip stick out to take a shit.

I would ask people I know, but im not really wanting dick info from friends. Any ways.. Do you sit or stand, why, and was this a personal decision or forced?

If you have women in the house, it is only polite to sit. It really does make a mess over time, if you don't.

Hold your dick in your girl hand. <duuuh>

Really the mis-use of the toilet is to not use both lids. And both genders are guilty.

A man should raise and lower both lids for stand up pissing. A woman should raise and lower the top lid, only for sit down pissing, as a man will when he sits down.

Close the top lid humans. Were you raised in barn?

 

[Doer]

Once I was so sick that I could not stand up and piss. It would cause me to faint.

 

[texasjack]

If you have women in the house, it is only polite to sit. It really does make a mess over time, if you don't.

Or you could just clean your bathroom more than once a year.

 

[Doer]

Or you could just clean your bathroom more than once a year.

It just takes a few days. But, how would you know you sit down pisser?

 

[texasjack]

I stand and urinate directly into the bowl, like the grown man I am

 

[whitebb2727]

I stand to piss, even with a woman in the house. I got a 4 year old that pisses on everything so i clean the toilet several times a day.

 

[torontoke]

Only metrosexuals sit to pee.
Real men pee standing up and on electric fences if possible.

 

[furnz]

Anyone ever dipped the end their johnson in a public toilet accidently while sitting before?
Or when it slaps of the toilet seat. Grosses me the ef out. Never a good spot to put it.
Yea, fuck that. I even stand/hover when I shit sometimes in public restrooms lol.

 

[Doer]

I stand and urinate directly into the bowl, like the grown man I am

And like the grown man you are ignoring the micro-droplet splashing.

Stand close with bare legs. You can feel the splashing, if you have any kind of a man-stream. You take it with you on your clothes. You are making a mess, grown man.

 

[Doer]

Anyone ever dipped the end their johnson in a public toilet accidently while sitting before?
Or when it slaps of the toilet seat. Grosses me the ef out. Never a good spot to put it.
Yea, fuck that. I even stand/hover when I shit sometimes in public restrooms lol.

If you can't control your own dick how can you call yourself a man?

 

[Doer]

I stand to piss, even with a woman in the house. I got a 4 year old that pisses on everything so i clean the toilet several times a day.

You are carrying rotting piss around on your pants. Good job with that 4 year old in the house.

 

[furnz]

If you can't control your own dick how can you call yourself a man?

Don't be mad 'cause yours won't reach the water.

 

[torontoke]

Wow theres alot of porn guys on here.
10-12" flaccid weiners dangling in the water ya ok.
Anybody whos dick is long enough to get a tip rinse while sitting has missed their true career calling.many pornstars and stds are waiting