What's your XXX-Men Name and Powers?

[charface]

Lol.
I see you are a master of image manipulation.
A true artisan.
whatever the fuck that means.
I think its good.

 

[ChingOwn]

Master Exploder
Im a premature ejaculater

i pump um so full at flash like speeds they explode

also watch your eyes for baby gravy my one eyed yougert slinger is accurate up to a mile away.

 

[IRON-EYES]

I'm vlad the impaler

 

[Yessica...]

Lol.
I see you are a master of image manipulation.
A true artisan.
whatever the fuck that means.
I think its good.

Steve Jobs did it...

Well - his robot brain invented some shit - and then I diddled the picture with the help of something called "apps" and my iRection.

You like wasting time? Photo-diddling - HOURS of fun!

 

[charface]

Steve Jobs did it...

Well - his robot brain invented some shit - and then I diddled the picture with the help of something called "apps" and my iRection.

You like wasting time? Photo-diddling - HOURS of fun!

I stopped at photoshop 5.0
Because I sucked balls at it.
All i need these days is my trusty meme app anyway.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Master Exploder
Im a premature ejaculater

i pump um so full at flash like speeds they explode

also watch your eyes for baby gravy my one eyed yougert slinger is accurate up to a mile away.

Haha spunk just pressurizing outta they nose n ears n tear ducts like some nasty playdoe play set

¡HELL YEAH!

 

[IRON-EYES]

SUPERTROLL

 

[IRON-EYES]

Pinworm ignored me because Punkrocks so gay...



...what? Punkrocks not gay?...


...*explane GG Allen


*(I know I've said it before. but I like it!)

 

[Yessica...]

SUPERTROLL

 

[IRON-EYES]

'S how I gits down!

 

[IRON-EYES]

I miss living in the country

 

[Yessica...]

'S how I gits down!

Try masterbating...then you can't type.


The one in the back is a succubus - accruing to interweb.

 

[IRON-EYES]

I don't type so voice to text technology I said this before my hands are severely damaged

 

[charface]

Appears friendly enough.

 

[Yessica...]

I don't type so voice to text technology I said this before my hands are severely damaged

from FAPing?

 

[IRON-EYES]

from FAPing?

Kickboxing broke em a lot

 

[IRON-EYES]

Fingers lock up mid motion just what every 2 to 3 motions

 

[IRON-EYES]

If I talk with an accent with the voice to text comes up really funny check it out here's the south central accent saying the pledge of allegiance

Statesmen dance when I got it and just pound

 

[IRON-EYES]

Here's the same thing in my Japanese samurai accent

Did you did you look in this and then to go to Justis who photo

 

[IRON-EYES]

Mexican

Pledge allegiance to the flag of United States of America and to the republic for which it by one nation under God indivisible p.m. just before I

Moral of the story iPhones are designed in California which is pretty much Mexican friendly as far as world cultures go and that's about it that's look how much closer it got what I was saying when I spoke like south of the border don't want to know English jump borders steal the economy