FINALLY Got my Ministry Credentrials

[Garden Boss]

I can Legally:
Work as a Chaplin
Exorcise Demons
Marry Couples
Hold Funeral Ceremonies
& Baptize Babies

Which of these would you most likely film and jerk off to later?

 

[CC Dobbs]

I can Legally:
Work as a Chaplin
Exorcise Demons
Marry Couples
Hold Funeral Ceremonies
& Baptize Babies

Which of these would you most likely film and jerk off to later?

The babies for sure

 

[MightyMike530]

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no shit, should've known he was a gallagher

 

[MightyMike530]

The babies for sure

if you haven't jerked to funeral then you haven't even yet begun to live dude!!

 

[CC Dobbs]

if you haven't jerked to funeral then you haven't even yet begun to live dude!!

Thank you, I have something to look forward to.

 

[OddBall1st]

You spelt that wrong Father......

 

[chewberto]

You're such a dick sucker! You can't be a minister!
I've reached out to you many of times without the slightest acknowledgement from you! You going to pick and choose who you help? You piece of shit!

 

[Pinworm]

 

[Commander Strax]

Me Too !!

 

[Finshaggy]

Everyone here should become ministers. Even if it is a church that accepts anyone, it is still REAL ordination, and we can all use the Hobby Lobby case and other religious rulings in our favor.

 

[ASMALLVOICE]

Everyone here should become ministers. Even if it is a church that accepts anyone, it is still REAL ordination, and we can all use the Hobby Lobby case and other religious rulings in our favor.

Peace

Asmallvoice

 

[MightyMike530]

Everyone here should become ministers. Even if it is a church that accepts anyone, it is still REAL ordination, and we can all use the Hobby Lobby case and other religious rulings in our favor.

When do you start handing out peyote?

 

[heckler73]

Everyone here should become ministers. Even if it is a church that accepts anyone, it is still REAL ordination, and we can all use the Hobby Lobby case and other religious rulings in our favor.

You've mentioned that a couple times now.
Would you mind explaining how you are going to use that to your advantage in the near-term?

 

[Finshaggy]

When do you start handing out peyote?

Peyote is not legal, but I do plan on handing out free San Pedro seeds across America, over time.

 

[MightyMike530]

Peyote is not legal, but I do plan on handing out free San Pedro seeds across America, over time.

great, you got ordained in the church of lame....im joing the NAC

 

[Finshaggy]

You've mentioned that a couple times now.
Would you mind explaining how you are going to use that to your advantage in the near-term?

Personally, it is too late for me. If I wanted to use it for my case, I would have had to find other people using Marijuana religiously in Texas. But I never found any.

But in the future, if I have this organization, and I hear of some person that gets caught smoking and has one of my pamphlets or something in their car, maybe I can help them out and open the door for legalization by religion instead of just medical arguments that people are using now.

 

[heckler73]

Personally, it is too late for me. If I wanted to use it for my case, I would have had to find other people using Marijuana religiously in Texas. But I never found any.

But in the future, if I have this organization, and I hear of some person that gets caught smoking and has one of my pamphlets or something in their car, maybe I can help them out and open the door for legalization by religion instead of just medical arguments that people are using now.

Oh I see. It was strictly for the purposes of relieving legislative pressures on your desire to produce and consume cannabis.
Does that piece of paper do anything else for you? Perhaps reducing tax burdens?

 

[dannyboy602]

I am gonna become a muslim.
We get to spend a month at the Ramada Inn
Then we get a free flying carpet
We also get a brand new kalashnikov
and a hundred virgins if we do something...
they havent said what yet.

 

[Singlemalt]

So Fin....give me a quickie primer on demon exorcizing, I may have a line on one

 

[Finshaggy]

Oh I see. It was strictly for the purposes of relieving legislative pressures on your desire to produce and consume cannabis.
Does that piece of paper do anything else for you? Perhaps reducing tax burdens?

No, I have been smoking weed for Shiva since before I was a minister. And I have been a minister since 2009.