The "Flying Carpet" is related to Syrian Rue, I am pretty sure they would sew Rue in to the fabric. And one of my Gods likes Syrian Rue to be burned for them, so my religion has "flying carpet" aspects to it also. No Kalashnikov though.
Well, you make Hash butter, but with Olive oil. Draw 3 lines on the persons head to represent life, death and preservation. Then burn some incense, Cannabis or Datura is best. Unless the demon is addiction, then all of that is just replaced with a cup of Iboga juice.
Ok...
You make george appear almost normal.
Who is George?
don't forget to start collecting tithes and love offerings you could always setup a pay pal account call it gods money... if they don't pay they go to hellI have been an ordained minister since 2009, but I FINALLY just got my credentials. So now I have the credentials to prove that I praise Shiva/Rudra (via Inhaled Incense Prayer) and have been since I lived in Texas (I didn't leave Texas until 2010), as well as research tons of ancient traditions: Eastern, Western & Aboriginal.
I can Legally:
Work as a Chaplin
Exorcise Demons
Marry Couples
Hold Funeral Ceremonies
& Baptize Babies
and now that Hobby Lobby ruling exists I may be able to do some things that I couldn't before if I make a closely held company.
What? you know who george is, you've been around long enough. GMO or OMG himself, in the flesh!
I am actually going to do that, but in the form of a charity for my dead brother. We will work to create test kits for kids like him (so people can see if their chocolate has nuts), and we will give money to any groups that are working on clinical marijuana that can be used in hospitals, that way doctors won't let kids die because they are scared of weed.
I am George Manuel Oliveira.
Well, I am not home right now, but I will be starting my ministry when I get back next week. And I will start interviewing again soon after that. And I FINALLY ordered a distillation extractor, so I will start making essential oils.
and make money too!
well yes thats whats it all about these days
It's kinda sad isn't it? Like the Jewelry channel...Praying on people's faith pocketing there money while you preach teaching's that are completely contradictory to your own actions....Awesome really
