Today, August 14th, is Christs real birthday! I am now 29 years old!
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chewberto
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Have any good raptures planned? Are you going to get revenge on them fools who whacked you? Those guys were jerks.
"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus."
"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus."
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tip top toker
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Congratulations. That's a long time to have evaded being institutionalized.
Garden Boss
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Nevaeh420
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Ha, I'm not Jesus, so I don't need to be crucified at 33 years old.
I used to believe that it would be epic for Me to be crucified at 33 years old; but what would that prove if I died?
I need to continue to be a pain in the ass, lol.
~PEACE~
Pinworm
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Are too!
Nevaeh420
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Pinworm
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Christ is lord.
Nevaeh420
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Haha, since the year 2009, I have been institutionalized about 10 times. The first few hospitalizations were against My will, but I have taken a few vacations to the mental hospital too.
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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Pinworm
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That would be rad. I'm still going to pretend you are.
Nevaeh420
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Yes, I am the Lord, but it seems like no ones believes in Me, so its just in My head.
~PEACE~
Pinworm
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I believe in you, God.
chewberto
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Why are you posting this? Don't we get enough of you on here? No need To site forums. At any rate,
Happy Birthday Buddy.
Did you ever think your initials were GMO and not backwards OMG, and you're actually the anti Christ? Just a little thought! I hope you have a blast today! Christ or Anti
Nevaeh420
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Its okay, I get confused with Jesus often enough. You're not the first one to confuse Me with Jesus, and I'm sure you're not going to be the last either.
I am the Christ with a "NEW NAME", as Jesus said in "Revelation 3:12". Go read that in the Bible.
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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Oh boy!
Even if I was God, I wouldn't want to be God. Too many people hate God.
~PEACE~
Pinworm
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I can't read or write.